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Discussion Boards => Off-Topic => Topic started by: plennis on December 23, 2021, 02:20:23 pm
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What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky? It looks like rain, deer.
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite
Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They drop all their needles.
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:cat:
:santa: :santa: :santa: :snowflake:
Funny! Thanks. (Not a kid, but ..)
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Why was the Grinch such a great gardener?
He has a green thumb.
What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish!
What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
Candy canes
What type of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas
What did the car say to the dreidel?
Want to go for a spin?
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That was funny, great jokes, lol
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Thanks for the great jokes. have a great day.
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Lol...good ones...thanks for sharing all!
Here's some more:
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies.
Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks!
What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
What is Santa's favorite kind of candy? Jolly ranchers.
What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint-nickel-less.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays all!
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.