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Off-Topic / Internet/Cable?
« on: Yesterday at 01:09:30 am »Message ID: 1362506
Just moved...need suggestions on best internet/cable package..

Off-Topic / Bonus Request Forum
« on: September 01, 2021, 12:19:22 pm »Message ID: 1361707
Has anyone paid for these lately? I'm still owed money from like January!!

Off-Topic / Mattress Recommendations...
« on: August 22, 2021, 08:18:43 pm »Message ID: 1361372

Off-Topic / Ha ha - taxes
« on: August 20, 2021, 06:30:28 am »Message ID: 1361281
(NOTE: these jokes are just for entertainment purposes and just pulled from other websites. They are not my own).

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00

When The postal authorities received the letter addressed to : God , USA , … they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down and wrote a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God, Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC. Do you know those bureaucrats deducted $95.00 in taxes?

Off-Topic / Dentist humor
« on: August 16, 2021, 05:00:57 am »Message ID: 1361145
This tooth will be difficult to remove,” the dentist told his patient. “I think you should have an anesthetic even though it will be a little more expensive.”

“OK,” agreed the patient and began feeling in his pocket for his money.

“You don’t need to pay me yet,” said the dentist.

“I know,” replied the patient. “I’m just counting my money before you put me under.”

Off-Topic / Old Video Games....
« on: August 16, 2021, 04:47:05 am »Message ID: 1361144
I'm not supposed to share links here, but if you go to CNN homepage, there's an article about how old video games could now be worth millions of dollars. Check it out!

Off-Topic / Lawyer joke
« on: August 15, 2021, 09:29:10 pm »Message ID: 1361139
Two lawyers were walking along together, negotiating a case.

“Look,” said one to the other, “let’s be honest with each other.”

“Okay, you first,” replied the other.

That was the end of the discussion.

Off-Topic / Little League World Series
« on: August 14, 2021, 09:08:17 am »Message ID: 1361070
This is one of my favorite events this time of year....even though it's just USA teams this year and no fans should still be exciting to watch!

Off-Topic / Earthquake in Haiti
« on: August 14, 2021, 09:05:44 am »Message ID: 1361069
Another disaster strikes...7.2 in unfortunate for them!

Off-Topic / Car Wash
« on: August 13, 2021, 02:22:54 pm »Message ID: 1361027
I'm just often do people get their car washed?

Off-Topic / Stressful job (Ha!)
« on: August 12, 2021, 06:46:32 am »Message ID: 1360965
Nurse: Your blood pressure is amazingly high. Is your job very stressful?

Patient: Well, I work at a petting zoo.

Nurse: That seems easy enough.

Patient: I determine which animals are too vicious to be petted.

Off-Topic / Ha!
« on: August 12, 2021, 06:45:19 am »Message ID: 1360964
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. The family trooped out to the driveway, and climbed into the car, where he was about to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately headed for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
“I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,” said the beaming boy to the ol’ man.
“Nope,” came dad’s reply, “I’m gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you’ve been doing to me all these years.”

Off-Topic / New Jeopardy hosts
« on: August 12, 2021, 06:29:00 am »Message ID: 1360962
It was announced that Producer Mike Richards and actress Mayim Bialik will be the new faces of Jeopardy.

Off-Topic / Field of Dreams!
« on: August 12, 2021, 06:15:09 am »Message ID: 1360961
Yankees and White Sox play tonight in a historic vibe of the classic movie...should be exciting and fun to watch! Go Yankees!

Off-Topic / Weather
« on: August 12, 2021, 06:14:07 am »Message ID: 1360960
Boy, it's been hot this week, with some CRAZY storms....can't wait until it cools off a bit in September.

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