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Off-Topic / Gardening and Cleaning

« on: June 27, 2022, 07:40:19 am »Message ID: 1370431

I am having the same problem with gardening as with cleaning.  My garden has gone crazy (we love the vegetables!), but as fast as I can get everything picked, weeded and watered.....IT needs to be done again.  Luckily I do enjoy this much more than the cleaning  in the house wish is clean and repeat.   LOL

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Off-Topic / More One Liner Jokes

« on: June 25, 2022, 02:00:25 pm »Message ID: 1370394

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?   Because he was a little horse.


Whey did the golfer bring 2 pair of pants.     In case he got a hole in one.


 What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?   One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?   Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Off-Topic / Summer Vacation - School's Out

« on: June 14, 2022, 03:26:20 pm »Message ID: 1370212

What is every doing for the summer.  Trying to find some programs for the kids for part of the time, just hanging around here all the time is fine for me but not them.  We have one in a Nasa space camp for 2 weeks 1/2 days, one is in a coding program for 6 weeks 1/2 days.  But we are having trouble finding something for the 6 year old.  We are not near their schools, so they need something to do with other kids part o the time. 

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Off-Topic / Some silly summer jokes

« on: May 30, 2022, 12:01:16 pm »Message ID: 1369875

Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.

What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?
A hot dog!

What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation!

What happened when two vampires went on a blind date? It was love at first bite!

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Off-Topic / Happy Memorial Day Weekend!

« on: May 28, 2022, 12:00:28 pm »Message ID: 1369855

It's Memorial Day weekend.  We went this morning and spent a couple of hours placing flags on graves at the Veterans Cemetary.   In our town it is also fleet week, so we plan on going to tour soe of the ships and watching the aerial stunts of the helicopters.   Of course, we will bbq on Monday and remember the veterans we have lost in our family.

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Off-Topic / New Topic Quote of The Day

« on: April 03, 2022, 05:29:36 pm »Message ID: 1368740

Hi.  I am having a terrible time trying to find forum topics to weight in on.  It keeps being the same ones  over and over.  I guess we all need to think hard about something that is interesting to discuss.    I mean how  many times can we comment on t he same ones?  LOL 

Quotes of the DY

jOKES OF THE dAY

Cost of living, anything , So we have some new topics!

“Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness.” – Desmond Tutu

You only have so much emotiional energy each day, Don't fight battles that do not matter!

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Off-Topic / Spring Jokes

« on: March 26, 2022, 10:48:57 am »Message ID: 1368503

1. Why are waterbeds so bouncy?

They’re filled with spring water.


2. Does February march?

No, but April may!


3. Which month of the year is the shortest?

May. It only has three letters.

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4. Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?

She’s having her babies in the spring.


5. What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?

The letter R!


6. Why is Star Wars‘ Yoda such a good gardener?

He has a green thumb.


7. What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?

Seasoning.


8. What did the dirt say to the rain?

You’d better cut it out, or my name will be mud!


9. What do you get when you push a bunch of Easter eggs down a hill?

Spring rolls.


10. It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.


OK Corney, but fun.  Add yours.

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Off-Topic / JOKES

« on: February 26, 2022, 01:26:16 pm »Message ID: 1367836

Two men are hiking through the woods when one of them cries out, “Snake! Run!” His companion laughs at him. “Oh, relax. It’s only a baby,” he says. “Don’t you hear the rattle?” —


: Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? A: He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.


THE LAW OF COFFEE
If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold. 

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Off-Topic / M A R C H

« on: February 25, 2022, 07:31:20 am »Message ID: 1367817

This year sure seems to be flying by.  The days don't seem so fast, but it will be March in just 4 days.  I am ready for spring and plating my garden.

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Off-Topic / A Quick VENT

« on: February 09, 2022, 08:27:00 am »Message ID: 1367472

Just tried  only 2 survey hit morning.  The first one threw me right out, but I got the penny.  The 2nd one was for 11 minutes, after 20 minutes of working on it it said I did not qualify, but I did not get the penny.  This gets so frustrating, if I don't qualify don't have me waste so much time when I may be able to qualify for something else!

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Off-Topic / Some jokes for the kids for the season

« on: December 23, 2021, 02:20:23 pm »Message ID: 1365929

What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky? It looks like rain, deer.

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite

Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They drop all their needles.

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Off-Topic / Halowwen Kid jokes

« on: October 29, 2021, 11:52:02 am »Message ID: 1364001

The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom? He had no body to go with
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How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.

Have fun this weekend!

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Off-Topic / Covid

« on: October 29, 2021, 09:14:13 am »Message ID: 1363998

I am so happy to be back on.  I have been out for 3 1/2 weeks with covid.  Luckily I am fully vaccinated, so it was not to bad.  I got it from my grandson who I pick up from school and watch daily.  Poor little guy had it much worse than me, he is to young for the vaccination.  Before we were well and out of quarrantine his brother and sister got it also.  Since I was already with him, I stayed with the other to also.   

I don't care what you think, and I don't want to hear about it...but I think people unless they have a disease that prevents it are very selfish in not getting vaccinnated.    To help all the people who cannot be.  The personnel at their school who didn't think they need to vaccinnate  are now out of jobs since they passed it on to so many of the students at this grammar school.  Luckily only one child was hospitalized so far.

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Off-Topic / A Couple of New Jokes

« on: August 06, 2021, 12:23:52 pm »Message ID: 1360726

It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.


Due to the quarantine...

I’ll only be telling inside jokes.


I’m the best man at my buddy’s second wedding.

Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with, “Welcome back everyone!”?

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Off-Topic / Some silly jokes to make you laugh!

« on: August 04, 2021, 09:27:33 am »Message ID: 1360621

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.
That's pretty humerus.

My laptop was making funny noises today, it sounded like it was singing...
Probably because it's a Dell

A horse walked into a bar

Bartender: Hey

Horse: Yes please