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dsine223

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Joke Of The Day 7/4
« on: July 04, 2009, 06:41:53 am »
During a robbery, one of the robbers mask slid down.
He looked at a man and asked. Did you see my face?
The man said yes! The robber shot him.
Then he asked a woman. Did you see my face?
She said no, but my husband over there did.     ;D

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Re: Joke Of The Day 7/4
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2009, 07:32:40 am »
my wife laughed and replied that she would have to keep that in mind the next time we are robbed.  43 years married and wearing a bulletproof vest
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Re: Joke Of The Day 7/4
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2009, 07:57:27 am »
A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.


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Re: Joke Of The Day 7/4
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2009, 01:27:28 pm »
my wife laughed and replied that she would have to keep that in mind the next time we are robbed.  43 years married and wearing a bulletproof vest

Hahahahahahahahah. Now that's funny!!

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