The psychiatrist and the proctologist.

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Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.


 


Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:


Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors.


The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

 The docs changed it to read:


Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.


This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics - no go.


Next they tried Manic Depressives and *bleep* Retentives - thumbs down again.

 Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.


Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!


So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way.


Freaks and Cheeks - still no good.


Loons and Moons - forget it.


 


Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

 Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.















































 






Everybody loved it.