Favorite Bible Quotes

[teflonfanatic]

Proverbs 14:15 is TRUTH(NWT)

The inexperienced one puts faith in every word, but the shrewd one considers it's steps


P.S. Yes I memorized the scripture word for word. It's the truth no matter who you are or what you believe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[alivinggem]

For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
(Jeremiah 29:11)
 

[IceKittyNM]

For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
(Jeremiah 29:11)
 

  This is one of my favorite scripture verses....especially after my husband passed away 9 years ago.

[teflonfanatic]

Has anyone ever looked up some verses in young's literal, emphattic diaglott or new Jerusalem bible? See if you can find this translation on biblegateway and look up some OT scriptures, wording kinda different no?

[cwoodard34]

mine is a tye between jesus wept
and loe there is a painful disease in my loiens

[shernajwine]

mine is a tye between jesus wept
and loe there is a painful disease in my loiens

Did you see Tim Hawkins bit about the diseased loins? LOLOLOLOL Hilarious! 

[sheogorath15]

I just felt like sharing some verses from the "Good Book"

   "Happy those who seize your children and smash them against a rock." Psalms 137:9 NAB


 No one whose testicles have been crushed or whose *bleep* has been cut off may be admitted into the community of the Lord.   (Deuteronomy 23:2 NAB)

And put a knife to your throat if you have a ravenous appetite.   (Proverbs 23:2 NAB)
My teenager is screwed

"...They shall fall by the sword:
their infants shall be dashed in
pieces, and their women with child
shall be ripped up!" 
direct quote from YHWH -- Hosea 13:16


From there Elisha went up to Bethel.  While he was on his way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him.  "Go up baldhead," they shouted, "go up baldhead!"  The prophet turned and saw them, and he cursed them in the name of the Lord.  Then two shebears came out of the woods and tore forty two of the children to pieces.  (2 Kings 2:23-24 NAB)



Work six days only, but the seventh day must be a day of total rest.  I repeat: Because the LORD considers it a holy day, anyone who works on the Sabbath must be put to death.'  (Exodus 31:12-15 NLT)

Oh *bleep*, today is Sunday. Is typing considered work?