one more ... Christmas funny

[tigerlilly01]

You know you're a redneck if...

You do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!

Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.

The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.

Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
You might be a redneck  if .......


You save old appliances for Christmas presents.

You shop for gifts at garage sales.

You're serving your turkey on an old hubcap.

You shoot a turkey the day before Christmas.

All your silverware is plastic.

You're splurging on the HUNGRY MAN turkey TV dinners.

Thank you, Jeff Foxworthy!

[jkhanson]

Hehehhee

Jeff Foxworthy can be funny!

[mc1962]

That is so funny.   I needed a laugh - thank you for posting this.  I like the Redman joke.

[cowgirlx]

only jeff foxworthy could come up with something like that,  lol