rather useless info on direction

[linderlizzie]

Horizontal - the direction of the horizon; you know, if you look ahead of you, that line of stuff is horizontal (that's how I remember it). 

Vertical - just up and down, like when your tv is on the fritz and it rolls.  And when you drop a plumb line to hang wallpaper. That's vertical.

Okay. I said it was rather useless. Take it for what it's worth. Maybe your kids need to know this.

Love you guys. I hope this is not too controversial a topic for discussion.