Campaign strategy

[oldbuddy]

Biden cited his moves to pardon federal marijuana offenders and loosen federal weed restrictions during last week's State of the Union address. A whopping 70 percent of Americans back marijuana legalization, and that position is particularly popular with young voters, a crucial demographic that Biden is struggling to maintain support from. So do you think he might hand out joints in front of the polling places? 

[fluffyubnny937]

Hey, don't give Biden any ideas on how to be a cool president. Do you want him to win? Because stuff like that is how you get Biden to win. If he gave out "Joe Joints" at polling locations, he could even pass Calvin Coolidge for coolest president (a president so cool that his name has the word cool in it). Trump needs to double down and propose new drug laws that make Singapore look weak on drugs. Public execution for people being caught with Coors Light is the only way he could win, since nothing is cooler that guys in cool uniforms doing executions on the streets.

[oldbuddy]

Makes me kind of gla

Hey, don't give Biden any ideas on how to be a cool president. Do you want him to win? Because stuff like that is how you get Biden to win. If he gave out "Joe Joints" at polling locations, he could even pass Calvin Coolidge for coolest president (a president so cool that his name has the word cool in it). Trump needs to double down and propose new drug laws that make Singapore look weak on drugs. Public execution for people being caught with Coors Light is the only way he could win, since nothing is cooler that guys in cool uniforms doing executions on the streets.

Makes me glad this is probably the last Presidential Election I will be around for.

[ErikaSimone555]

Actually I don't even know how Biden won this election already. So a huge no-no for the next one!

[fluffyubnny937]

Actually I don't even know how Biden won this election already. So a huge no-no for the next one!

I know exactly how he did it. He cheated. A percentage of Trump votes were changed to Biden to make him win. Any day now the evidence will come out. With all this cheating, voting isn't even worth. Stay home on election day, don't fill out a mail in ballot if you live in one of those disgusting blue states. Only if we don't show up to a rigged election can we show our support for our rightful president, President Trump. Once Biden "wins" again we'll have all the proof we need to show the election was rigged.

[Tharol]

Nice.

[Relleuq]

That would be wild, handing out joints at polling places! Honestly, seeing legalization keep moving forward feels like a win no matter what. Some friends and I toasted to the news using my thick *bleep* glass piece, and it made the moment feel chill and celebratory.