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Theladyjoker1817

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~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« on: January 26, 2011, 10:51:07 am »
A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and
knocked.  When a woman came to the door, he asked
her how many children she had and their ages.

She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Margie and
Mikey, they're eighteen.  And the twins, Pam & Sam,
they're sixteen.  And the twins, Sissy and Missy,
they're fourteen."

"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins
every time?"

The woman answered, "Heck no, there were hundreds of
times we didn't get nothin'." :heart:

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2011, 10:33:36 am »
This isnt the area in the forum where you should be posting this type of stuff try posting this in "off-topic" next time.

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2011, 10:47:08 am »
I ALREADY KNW THAT ITS IN THE RIGHT PLACE SO PLEASE DONT TELL ME OR FLAME ME

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2011, 11:05:05 am »
I ALREADY KNW THAT ITS IN THE RIGHT PLACE SO PLEASE DONT TELL ME OR FLAME ME
Hi Theladyjoker1817,
Please Calm Down  :peace:    There is no need to shout @ anyone :peace:  

FC Members advise or try to help one another around here :peace:

"javadog597" is correct;  you posted this JOKE in the "Payments" Topic of the Forum {look @ the heading for yourself}

You would get more comments/views, if you place the JOKE in the "Off-Topic" Area of the Forum  :wave:  

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2011, 08:14:47 pm »
Please Calm Down  Peace    There is no need to shout @ anyone Peace 

FC Members advise or try to help one another around here Peace

"javadog597" is correct;  you posted this JOKE in the "Payments" Topic of the Forum {look @ the heading for yourself}

You would get more comments/views, if you place the JOKE in the "Off-Topic" Area of the Forum  wave   

im not shouting i made a mistake and put it there i already know it goes i dont need someone to tell me were to put things at

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2011, 08:44:03 pm »
Thats a pretty sad joke
How about this one!!

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2011, 09:00:29 pm »
Thats a pretty sad joke
How about this one!!

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


Ouch.  It burns just reading it.  Lol.  Nice one.

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2011, 04:42:26 pm »



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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2011, 08:44:03 pm » Message ID: 306111
   
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Thats a pretty sad joke
How about this one!!

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

wow good for u.. u make a good joke  :notworthy:

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2011, 04:56:27 pm »
lol...that's funny...thanks for sharing! Cheers!

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2011, 03:17:54 pm »
Ha Ha Ha. 

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2011, 07:31:03 am »
lololol

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2011, 01:05:37 pm »
lol...

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2011, 12:18:37 pm »
lol wow hehe ;D

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2011, 12:58:04 pm »
I've heard that one before, but it's still funny.  :)

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Re: ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Todays Joke ** ~~~~~~~~~~~
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2011, 08:16:24 pm »
 ;D

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