Topic: Best one liner you have ever heard? (Read 975 times)

Phx0808 · « **on:** September 13, 2011, 12:45:35 am »

My favorite one-liner is:

To the ugly people of the world, you're welcome. Your Friend, Alcohol.

What's yours?

workin4alivin · « **Reply #1 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:12:25 pm »

i may be fat, but you're ugly, i can always lose weight.

it's a bumper sticker i saw about 20 years ago. it's not nice, but it did make me laugh.

trucktina · « **Reply #2 on:** September 13, 2011, 08:08:03 pm »

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wright

jwallbank · « **Reply #3 on:** September 13, 2011, 08:28:50 pm »

my favorite one liner

You want the Truth? You cant handle the truth!

beckyguhlke · « **Reply #4 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:03:51 pm »

mine is probly not apporpriate

but thanks for reminding me of it!

sgluckadoo · « **Reply #5 on:** September 13, 2011, 09:07:04 pm »

"we raped the horses and road off on the women" from the movie The Three Amigos.

Linda67 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 13, 2011, 10:17:52 pm »

This is actually on the license plate holder of a police motorcycle.....smile...I could be behind you. It made me smile for sure.

Administrator · « **Reply #7 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:59:25 am »

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch".

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