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moomabean

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-up Line.
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2012, 12:14:01 pm »
I heard one on tv yesterday that I couldn't believe!! The guy asked this gal, "Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants!
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Re: Best/Worse Pick-up Line.
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2012, 12:35:51 pm »
"Let's have sex."
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Re: Best/Worse Pick-up Line.
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2012, 12:47:34 pm »
"Do you want to go on a float trip? We can go for a ride on my waterbed!"
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Re: Best/Worse Pick-up Line.
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2012, 02:48:15 pm »
Mine was usually lame, like hi, I am Gary, and I would wait to see if they would introduce themselves. If not I would move on. I mean why bother with someone if they don't want to be bothered?
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Re: Best/Worse Pick-up Line.
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2012, 02:55:05 pm »
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
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Re: Best/Worse Pick-up Line.
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2012, 08:59:45 am »
"I'm donating my shoulder to the wheel, my nose to the grindstone, and my ear to the ground, but I only have eyes for you."
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Re: Best/Worse Pick-up Line.
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2012, 09:31:42 pm »
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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Re: Best/Worse Pick-up Line.
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2012, 11:47:01 pm »
My husband always says "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together! lol
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