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Seenobita

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Re: ~* Humorous and Funny Quotes *~
« Reply #300 on: October 13, 2014, 07:26:32 pm »
Men are like Bluetooth connection, when you are beside them, they stay connected but when you are away, they search for new devices.


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Re: ~* Humorous and Funny Quotes *~
« Reply #301 on: October 20, 2014, 10:50:07 am »
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield

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« Reply #302 on: October 28, 2014, 09:46:25 am »
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Richard Dawkins

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Re: ~* Humorous and Funny Quotes *~
« Reply #303 on: October 28, 2014, 12:38:17 pm »
My favorite is:

"Meddle not in the affair of Dragons, for thou art crunchy, and go well with ketchup!"

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« Reply #304 on: October 28, 2014, 01:45:43 pm »
Thanks for the great laughs!!!

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« Reply #305 on: October 28, 2014, 01:48:49 pm »
Rodney and George Carlin 2 of my favs!!

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Re: ~* Humorous and Funny Quotes *~
« Reply #306 on: October 31, 2014, 11:57:50 am »
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Steven Wright

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Re: ~* Humorous and Funny Quotes *~
« Reply #307 on: November 04, 2014, 10:14:30 am »
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns

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Re: ~* Humorous and Funny Quotes *~
« Reply #308 on: December 16, 2014, 10:59:38 am »
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Bill Vaughan

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Re: ~* Humorous and Funny Quotes *~
« Reply #309 on: January 28, 2015, 12:36:09 pm »
“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
Ellen DeGeneres

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« Reply #310 on: February 19, 2015, 09:30:30 pm »
"A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans." "

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Re: ~* Humorous and Funny Quotes *~
« Reply #311 on: February 19, 2015, 09:32:31 pm »
“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
Ellen DeGeneres

You've posted some great ones!

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Re: ~* Humorous and Funny Quotes *~
« Reply #312 on: February 20, 2015, 06:40:33 am »
I laugh can go a long way.

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Re: ~* Humorous and Funny Quotes *~
« Reply #313 on: March 25, 2015, 08:17:20 am »
“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

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Re: ~* Humorous and Funny Quotes *~
« Reply #314 on: March 29, 2015, 06:19:46 am »
i dont find any of these funny... :S

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