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demaina

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Re: Joke of the day :)
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2013, 11:51:13 pm »
I can so relate to this joke.  My mom is very particular when I'm driving and while she doesn't say anything, she does things like gasp and place her hand on the dashboard if she thinks I'm following someone too close.  Thanks for the smile.

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Re: Joke of the day :)
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2013, 02:34:02 am »
very funnny.....pry cause its true!!! :wave:

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« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2013, 04:14:36 am »
Very funny! Thanks for sharing!

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« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2013, 05:28:25 am »
That's really funny, I probably shouldn't let my husband read it, have to admit, I do that to him!

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Re: Joke of the day :)
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2013, 06:06:45 am »
Made me laugh this morning, I needed that.....have a wonderful day.....

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« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2013, 11:09:47 am »
That was too funny.  Thanks, cateyes1. ;D ;D ;D ;D :wave:

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Re: Joke of the day :)
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2013, 11:20:55 am »
I can definitely relate to that, because no matter how I am driving my wife always have a suggestion for. Speed up, slow down, watch it, red light etc... The funny thing about all of this is that my wife do not know how to drive.

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Re: Joke of the day :)
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2013, 11:30:06 am »
 ::) Ok that was a totally funny joke.   ;D  Having been married for 34 years that joke was so true and like I said sooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny.  Thanks for sharing - put a smile on my face first thing.   :wave:

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Re: Joke of the day :)
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2013, 03:39:48 pm »
Ok this is lame but since its Talk Like a Pirate Day here it goes...
What is a Pirates favorite letter?
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Wait for it....
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the letter Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 ;D

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Re: Joke of the day :)
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2013, 06:16:03 pm »
Lol, those are great!!!  I needed those chuckles, today!  :)

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Re: Joke of the day :)
« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2013, 06:18:43 pm »
Simple joke:

"What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?"

"Ruff!"

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Re: Joke of the day :)
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2013, 06:52:52 am »
dang I read this one already was hoping for a new joke :)

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Re: Joke of the day :)
« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2013, 04:16:40 pm »
I'm enjoying reading the jokes!  :)

"Religious Cowboy"

"The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a goose walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the goose's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the goose. "Your name is written inside the cover." "

~Unknown~

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