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Falconer02

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Re: Please explain Noah's Ark to me ...
« Reply #165 on: December 15, 2009, 09:36:38 pm »
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I don't even know why I bother talking to you guys, it's like talking to a wall.

I'm sure most people continuing this thread would be in agreement that you fail to see any point and we're the ones who actually listen and further some points instead of jumping around all over the place most of the time making no sense. This thread is an argumentative thread.

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Yea, entertain me one last time liljp and falconer02 - What are your views on Love? Is it Real? Can humans Love?

Hard to tell. Relationship-wise? I've loved and lost. I thought I loved and then ended it because I didn't feel anything. Family-wise? I'd say yes since I'd throw myself infront of a bullet for any of them. Animal-wise? I think dogs are more noble than humans! But besides the point, this isn't a thread for your emotionally-distraught viewpoints. We should get back on topic...

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You 2 will argue with anything. Your lives must suck and I'm suprised your not suicidal or homicidal. I would be suprised if one or both of you don't snap one day because of the way you think and view life.

I love my life! It's this damn cold weather that's getting me down. Arguing for the sake of learning things and telling people new things (the ones who actually take the time to read) is perfectly acceptable. That's the point of this entire thread. Also you're being very offensive now-- despite your post to me saying I was offensive and should be banned for laughing at that psycho Jerry character. Do I smell hypocracy?

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You 2 are very depressing and very annoying. Like you have nothing better to do than try to make life look like a piece of *bleep* that means nothing and there is no beauty in it. Like we are animals or something. You 2 probably don't even believe in Love or feel that humans can Love

You are getting way too emotional and way too offensive for these threads. Please avoid argumentative threads since you obviously can't deal with it. And yes, biologically we are animals.

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The word “hell” is found in many Bible translations. In the same verses other translations read “the grave,” “the world of the dead,” and so forth. Other Bibles simply transliterate the original-language words that are sometimes rendered “hell”; that is, they express them with the letters of our alphabet but leave the words untranslated. What are those words? The Hebrew she’ohl′ and its Greek equivalent hai′des, which refer, not to an individual burial place, but to the common grave of dead mankind; also the Greek ge′en‧na, which is used as a symbol of eternal destruction. However, both in Christendom and in many non-Christian religions it is taught that hell is a place inhabited by demons and where the wicked, after death, are punished (and some believe that this is with torment).

This is true as far as I know-- I actually read from the same source as you as well as researching it in college (just for the hell of it-- no pun intended). What it comes down to is just another story. People need to believe these things in order to show that there's a consequence of doing bad things. It's a scare tactic. In other countries people will say they put a curse on you if you do something bad for the exact same reason. In a broader aspect it tends to keep people in line.

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Re: Please explain Noah's Ark to me ...
« Reply #166 on: December 16, 2009, 01:17:39 am »
Agreed it's all a scare tactic...

I'm just trying to prove how confused Jerry poo is...and also point out JehovahWitnesses are the only religious group that actually go by the Bible.


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Re: Please explain Noah's Ark to me ...
« Reply #167 on: December 16, 2009, 01:46:13 am »
I don't even know why I bother talking to you guys, it's like talking to a wall.

At least we share a common view on something ;)

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You 2 just can't seem to get it. It doesn't sink in or something. I don't know about the people that are not so lucky, maybe they are mean people that refuse God and God doesn't care. Maybe they are just UNLUCKY. So what I was Lucky and they are not. Some are Rich while others are POOR. What's your point? That was the whole point I made. I WAS LUCKY!!! ME, not anyone else, ME!! I NEVER SAID THIS DOG WOULD OF KILLED ME but would of bit me. I had been bit before a couple years earlier. IT tried to bite my face and was lucky I was able to push him down and turn so he only got my leg. I have had brushes with death, things that could of killed me. These are not them

I didn't get it.  That's why I was asking you questions about what you said.  I was posing a different view by using questions, with the hope that you would expand on what you meant.  And wouldn't you know, you did expand on what you meant!  Thank you.  People ask questions when they're confused about something.  I don't see a problem.

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You 2 will argue with anything.

I will argue against the illogical, irrational, inconsistent, factually incorrect, etc.  I address your posts a lot because you make a lot of illogical, irrational, inconsistent, factually incorrect posts.  If you don't like that, you have no obligation to reply to me.  You can put me on your ignore list (Profile --> Ignore User Options, in case you're not sure how) if that makes you happier and that will be the end of the story.

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Your lives must suck and I'm suprised your not suicidal or homicidal. I would be suprised if one or both of you don't snap one day because of the way you think and view life.

My life is perfectly fine and I will continue to make it better.

You know extremely little about how I view life.  In fact, you know so little it's kind of humorous and fun.  You know one thing about me:  my position on religion.  That view is an extremely small section of my life that hardly ever effects me negatively.  I have nothing to snap over.  I'm very content with where I am currently and feel I will be even more content as I continue through life.  I appreciate your assessment of my outlook on life though.

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I'm not going to waist my time replying to either of you again because you try to make everything look so dark and gloomy. You 2 are very depressing and very annoying. Like you have nothing better to do than try to make life look like a piece of *bleep* that means nothing and there is no beauty in it. Like we are animals or something. You 2 probably don't even believe in Love or feel that humans can Love.

Life is by no means a "piece of *bleep*."  Life means what you make it mean.  The purpose of your life is whatever purpose you give it.  That is beauty.

There is plenty of beauty everywhere you look.  There are plenty of awesome mysteries floating around in nature and in the universe, and part of the beauty is working to uncover the logic behind those mysteries.

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Yea, entertain me one last time liljp and falconer02 - What are your views on Love? Is it Real? Can humans Love?

I would gladly address this question if:

A)  It had anything to do with the thread 
B)  You hadn't just said you're not going to reply to me anymore

Why would I waste my time on something off topic and something you don't even really want to hear?

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Re: Please explain Noah's Ark to me ...
« Reply #168 on: December 16, 2009, 08:07:27 am »
the story of the great flood can be found in many geographical realms as well as in many different religious sects. It is not exclusive to the Bible.

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Re: Please explain Noah's Ark to me ...
« Reply #169 on: December 28, 2009, 06:56:33 pm »
Liljp617 knows his stuff. Everything he said is completely logical and rational. If you believe that one man built a humongous ship and put EVERY pair of animal on this earth to escape a flood of epic proportions, you got some issues. Almost every culture has stories like these (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deluge_myth)

ESineM, I can conclude that you're either a or on your way to being a very intelligent and open minded being. Don't let anyone try to speak to you saying things like "Oh yeah the flood happened! That's why we dont have dinosaurs! Noah forgot them!" just ignore them because you will find yourself frustrated from stupidity and ignorance of raw proven facts. KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS, look for answers, and try not to step in the BS.

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Re: Please explain Noah's Ark to me ...
« Reply #170 on: January 01, 2010, 03:08:36 am »
I really shouldn't be responding to this because I am so sad at what I'm reading. Have you ever heard the word "faith"? Faith is believing in something from the heart when your head tells you otherwise. All Christians have to do is believe what the word of God tells us. We don't have to have proof. Many scientists have tried to prove the flood happened and have succeeded in gathering infomation but haven't PROVED it yet. If we have to prove everything the Bible says, which by the way was given to us by the "All-Knowing", that would mean we would be on the same level with God, and He says we cannot be nor will we ever be "all-knowing". Those are questions that we will have to wait to have answered, and they will be answered. In the meantime, Christians don't have to prove anything to Man, just as non-believers and Agnostics don't have to prove to us why what we have faith in is "untrue".  :angel11:

The problem with Faith is the question as to where it comes from. If you want to talk about Faith in a "higher force" or even some "almighty being" thats your choice. However when it comes to the bible, you really are not relying on your own faith. You are reading other human beings tell stories and they convince you to believe in their stories. If the bible was not there, you would still have faith maybe in a higher power.. however you wouldnt have 'faith' in Jesus Christ, or anything else in the bible unless you first read it. So you are now putting this power of faith in the hands of mere mortals, humans. As for proving or disproving, you generally cannot prove something untrue. This is always the case, the burden of proof lands on the person making the claim. Anyone can say "we all live in a giant petrie dish, or santa clause is really God in disguise. These things cannot be proven, and thats why they would not be taken seriously. What your basically saying when you ask people to have faith in the bible is. "Do not have faith in everyone elses book which contradicts ours, even though this book has just as much fact and information as any other, this one is the one you should be faithful too" and this would be told to you by a mere mortal... So you faith is in that mortal, not in a god. If you faith was truly in a god or whatever else you would like to call a higher force, then you wouldnt need the bible and all these false idols in a church or a book. As for faith, Im sure most people already are aware of what faith does... Read about Rev. Jim Jones and his cool aid, or David Koresh and his followers... there was heavens gate... there was Charlie Manson... All these people got their victims for only one reason, they all had "faith" in him and what he spoke... they believed it was from a higher power, and had no proof, just faith... and they ended up dead. Thats what faith can do when its put into a human or a book written by a human.
This kind of faith you're talking about has nothing to do with what the bible says about covenant faith.

If when you place the "worldly" faith as you describe onto the bible then you would get either idiots or insane people like you mentioned, who are either mistaken or misled. Just because someone says God told them something doesn't make it true. Jim Jones and so on, probably justified their actions with OT commands, e.g., Abraham who was asked to kill his child. But in such a case it was not a command that was part of God's normal modus operandi in relating to humanity in general, but a very specific command to initiate the covenant with the fathers of the faith and to set one of the very first archetypes for the coming redeemer.

Biblical faith is what you'd want to attack but you can't effectively criticize something that you hadn't analyze, much less don't know much about, of which I don't think you'd really care to learn.

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Re: Please explain Noah's Ark to me ...
« Reply #171 on: January 01, 2010, 03:08:49 am »
Interestingly enough, many of the writings in the Bible (including the gospels) do not make the same claims.  They contradict each other on what would seem to be very important details.
Yes, the Scripture may have seeming contradictions and ambiguities, but they are not related to Salvation in any way. Time? A note? Lack of detail? A number of men in a battle? The color of a robe? They really don't affect someone's Salvation in Jesus Christ. So I am saying that there may be errors in the text. However, I am also saying that these "errors" have nothing to do with a person's salvation.

Interestingly enough, many of the writings in the Bible (including the gospels) do not make the same claims.  They contradict each other on what would seem to be very important details.

OK, now you are the one who is giving generalities... could you give us examples of contradictions?

1) How many generations were there between Abraham to David?  Matthew 1:17 lists fourteen generations.  Matthew 1:2 lists thirteen generations.

2) Is Paul lying?  In Acts 20:35  Paul told people "to remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he said, 'It is more blessed to give than to receive.'" Since Jesus never made such a biblical statement, isn’t Paul guilty of deception?

3) When did the leper become not a leper?  (Matthew 8:13 & 8:14)  Jesus healed the leper before visiting the house.  (Mark 1:29-30 & 1:40-42)  Jesus healed the leper after visiting Simon Peter’s house.

4) Who approached Jesus?  (Matthew 8:5-7)  The Centurion approached Jesus, beseeching help for a sick servant.  (Luke 7:3 & 7:6-7)  The Centurion did not approach Jesus.  He sent friends and elders of the Jews.

5) Was she dead or just dying?  (Matthew 9:18)  He asked for help, saying his daughter was already dead.  (Luke 8:41-42)  Jairus approached Jesus for help, because his daughter was dying.

6) Just what did Jesus instruct them to take?  (Matthew 10:10)  Jesus instructed them not to take a staff, not to wear sandals.  (Mark 6:8-9) Jesus instructed his disciples to wear sandals and take a staff on their journey.

7) When did John find out Jesus was the Messiah?  (Matthew 11:2-3)  While imprisoned. John the Baptist sent followers to Jesus to inquire if Jesus was the messiah.  (Luke 7:18-22)  While imprisoned.  John the Baptist sent followers to Jesus to inquire if Jesus was the Messiah. (John 1 :29-34,36)  John already knew Jesus was the Messiah.

8. Who made the request?  (Matthew 20:20-21)  Their mother requested that James and John, Zebedee’s children, should sit beside Jesus in his Kingdom.  (Mark 10:35-37)  James and John, Zebedee’s children, requested that they should sit beside Jesus in his Kingdom.

9) What animals were brought to Jesus? (Matthew 21:2-7) two of the disciples brought Jesus an *bleep* and a colt from the village of Bethphage.  (Mark 11:2-7) They brought him only a colt.

10) When did the fig tree hear of its doom?  (Matthew 21:17-19)  Jesus cursed the fig tree after purging the temple. (Mark 11:14-15 & 20)  He cursed it before the purging.

11) When did the fig tree keel?  (Matthew 21:9) The fig tree withered immediately.  and the disciples registered surprise then and there.  (Mark 11:12-14 & 20) The morning after Jesus cursed the fig tree, the disciples noticed it had withered and expressed astonishment.

12) Was John the Baptist Elias?  "This is Elias which was to come."  Matthew 11:14 "And they asked him, what then?  Art thou Elias?  And he said I am not."  John l:21

13) Who was the father of Joseph?  Matthew 1:16 The father of Joseph was Jacob.  Luke 3 :23 The father of Joseph was Heli.  Christians shall try to LIE and tell you that one is the heritage of Mary and the other Joseph.  This is utter bullshit, the Hebrew and Greek cultures NEVER regarded the bloodline of the mother.  They were patriarchal societies which only concerned themselves with paternal lineage.

14) How many generations were there from the Babylon captivity to Christ?  Matthew 1:17  Fourteen generations, Matthew 1:12-16 Thirteen generations.

15) Matthew 2:15, 19 & 21-23 The infant Christ was taken into Egypt.  Luke 2:22 & 39 The infant Christ was NOT taken to Egypt.

16) Matthew 5:1-2 Christ preached his first sermon on the mount.  Luke 6:17 & 20 Christ preached his first sermon in the plain.

17) John was in prison when Jesus went into Galilee.  Mark 1:14  John was not in prison when Jesus went into Galilee.  John 1:43 & 3:22-24

18) What was the nationality of the woman who besought Jesus?  Matthew 15:22  "And behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, Have mercy on me, 0 Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil."  Mark 7:26 "The woman was a Greek, a Syrophenician by nation, and she besought him that he would cast forth the devil out of her daughter."

19) How many blind men besought Jesus?  Matthew 20:30 Two blind men.  Luke 18:35-38 Only one blind man.

20) Where did the devil take Jesus first?  (Matthew 4:5-8)  The Devil took Jesus first to the parapet of the temple, then to a high place to view all the Kingdoms of the world.  (Luke 4:5-9)  The Devil took Jesus first to a high place to view the kingdoms, then to the parapet of the temple.

21) Can one pray in public?  (Matthew 6:5-6) Jesus condemned public prayer.  (1 Timothy 2:8  Paul encouraged public prayer.

22) If we decide to do good works, should those works be seen?  Matthew 5:16  "Let your light so shine before men that they may see your good works."  1 Peter 2:12  "Having your conversation honest among the Gentiles: that ... they may by your good works, which they shall behold, glorify God in the day of visitation."  This contradicts: Matthew 6:1-4 "Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them…that thine alms may be in secret."  Matthew 23:3-5  "Do not ye after their [Pharisees'] works ... all their works they do for to be seen of men."

23) Who did Jesus tell the Lord’s Prayer to? (Matthew 5:1, 6:9-13 & 7:28) Jesus delivered the Lord’s Prayer during the Sermon on the Mount before the multitudes. (Luke 11:1-4) He delivered it before the disciples alone, and not as part of the Sermon on the Mount.

24) When was Christ crucified?  Mark 15:25 "And it was the third hour and they crucified him."  John 19:14-15  "And it was the preparation of the Passover, and about the sixth hour; and he saith unto the Jews, Behold your king…Shall I crucify your king?"  John 19:14-15.

25) The two thieves reviled Christ.  (Matthew 27:44 & Mark 15:32) Only one of the thieves reviled Christ. Luke 23:39-40.

26) In 1 Corinthians 1:17 ("For Christ sent me [Paul] not to baptize but to preach the gospel") Paul said Jesus was wrong when he said in Matthew 28:19 "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them…"  Clearly one of these people is wrong, either way, it’s a contradiction.

27) When did Satan enter Judas?  Satan entered into Judas while at the supper.  John 13:27  Satan entered Judas before the supper.  Luke 23:3-4 & 7

28) How many women came to the sepulcher?  John 20:1  Only one woman went, Mary Magdalene.  Matthew 28:1  Mary Magdalene and the "other Mary" (Jesus’ mother) went.

29) Mark 16:2 It was sunrise when the two women went to the sepulcher.  John 20:1 It was still dark (before sunrise) when Mary Magdalene went alone to the sepulcher.

30) There were two angels seen by the women at the sepulcher and they were standing up.  Luke 24:4  There was only one angel seen and he was sitting down.  Mark 28:2-5

31) How many angels were within the sepulcher?  John 20:11-12 two, Mark 16:5 one.

32) The Holy Ghost bestowed at Pentecost. Acts 1:5-8 & 2:1-4 The holy Ghost bestowed before Pentecost. John 20:22

33) Where did Jesus first appear to the eleven disciples?  In a room in Jerusalem.  Luke 24:32-37  On a mountain in Galilee.  Matthew 28:15-17

34) Where did Christ ascend from?  From Mount Olivet.  Acts 1:9-12 From Bethany. Luke 24:50-51

35) Can all sins be forgiven?  (Acts 13:39)  All sins can be forgiven.  Great, I’m happy to know God is so merciful, but wait (Mark 3:29)  Cursing or blaspheming the Holy Spirit is unforgivable.

36) The Elijah mystery: (Malachi 4:5) Elijah must return before the final days of the world.  (Matthew 11:12-14)  Jesus said that John the Baptist was Elijah.  (Matthew 17:12- 13)  Jesus insists that Elijah has already come, and everyone understood him to mean John the Baptist.  (Mark 9:13)  Jesus insists that Elijah has already come.  (John 1:21)  John the Baptist maintained that he was not Elijah.

37) Who purchased the potter’s field?  Acts 1:18  The field was purchased by Judas.  John 20:1  The potter’s field was purchased by the chief priests.

38) Paul’s attendants heard the miraculous voice and stood speechless.  Acts 9:7 Paul’s attendants did not hear the voice and were prostrate. Acts 22:9 & 26:14

39) Who bought the Sepulcher?  Jacob, Josh 24:32 Abraham, Acts 7:16

40) Was it lawful for the Jews to put Christ to death?  "The Jews answered him, we have a law, and by our law he ought to die."  John 19:7  "The Jews therefore said unto him, It is not lawful for us to put any man to death." John 18:31

41) Has anyone ascended up to heaven?  Elijah went up to heaven: "And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven."  2 Kings 2:11 "No man hath ascended up to heaven but he that came down from heaven, even the son of man."  John 3:13

42) Is scripture inspired by God?  "all scripture is given by inspiration of God."  2 Timothy 3:16 compared to: "But I speak this by permission and not by commandment."  1 Corinthians 7:6 "But to the rest speak I, not the Lord."  1 Corinthians 7:12 "That which I speak, I speak it not after the Lord"  2 Corinthians.


There are plenty more, many even focusing on quite significant aspects of the crucifixion, resurrection, and Nativity/birth:

Only two of the Gospels state Jesus was born of a virgin, the others make no mention of it -- to me, that seems like a fairly important detail of his being.  Paul never mentions the virgin birth, and actually says he "was born of the seed of David" (Romans 1:3) and was "born of a woman," not a virgin (Galatians 4:4).

You have contradictions involving the dates:  According to Matthew, Jesus was born during the reign of Herod the Great (Matthew 2:1). According to Luke, Jesus was born during the first census in Israel, while Quirinius was governor of Syria (Luke 2:2). This is impossible because Herod died in March of 4 BC and the census took place in 6 and 7 AD, about 10 years after Herod's death.

Some Christians try to manipulate the text to mean this was the first census while Quirinius was governor and that the first census of Israel recorded by historians took place later. However, the literal meaning is "this was the first census taken, while Quirinius was governor ..." In any event, Quirinius did not become governor of Syria until well after Herod's death.

How did Judas die?

a. In Matthew 27:5 Judas hangs himself.

b. In Acts 1:18 he bursts open and his insides spill out.

c. According to the apostle Paul, neither of the above is true. Paul says Jesus appeared to "the twelve" after his resurrection. Mark 14:20 makes it clear that Judas was one of the twelve.

In Matthew 19:28, Jesus tells the twelve disciples, including Judas, that when Jesus rules from his throne, they will sit on twelve thrones judging the twelve tribes of Israel.


There is disagreement over the details of the crucifixion:

Matthew 27:38 and Mark 15:27 say that Jesus was crucified between two robbers (Luke just calls them criminals; John simply calls them men). It is a historical fact that the Romans did not crucify robbers. Crucifixion was reserved for insurrectionists and rebellious slaves.



I'm sure you could find dozens and dozens more with simple Google searches.  The Gospels and the Bible as a whole have contradictions; this is plain fact.  You will not find an unbiased Biblical scholar who maintains the Bible is without contradiction or disagreement.  I don't care if this influences anyone to change what they believe -- all I said was the Gospels are contradictory between one another.

Of course, much of this makes sense when you recognize that it's fairly unlikely the Gospels are first hand/eyewitness accounts and were written many years after these supposed events.  It is also significant to recognize that the Gospels of Matthew and Luke used the Gospel of Mark as a source -- of the 661 verses in Marks' Gospel, Matthew's Gospel uses about 607 and Luke's Gospel uses about 360.

This raises more questions:  Why would an eyewitness like Matthew need to use ninety percent of somebody else's book? Why would Luke, a companion of Paul, need to use a written source like Mark? If Luke knew Paul and Paul knew Peter, and Peter told Paul many stories about Jesus, then Luke could have written about Jesus from what he himself had heard, rather than relying on second or third-hand information.

Even if it seems that Matthew and Luke were relying on written third or fourth hand testimony, all is not lost if Christians can show that Mark was based on eye-witness testimony. Then the Gospels would be based on eyewitness reports. Perhaps they had gone through one or two people before Matthew and Luke retold the stories, but there would still be a connection between the disciples and the Gospel writers.

And we move on to Mark...if one analyzes Mark and puts it into the context of the history, it seems unlikely that the Gospel of Mark was really written by Mark.

And I'll stop there since I doubt anybody will even read this...
lilpj617:

The polemical websites, e.g., evilbible, religioustolerance, infidels.org, where your data is from are roughly the equivalent of raptureready, answersingenesis, etc. Propositionally, they're quantitatively assuming that it's as simple as pointing at two things and saying, "Look, they contradict!" But, at least in all the cases where atheists love to parade around, that's just like when my grandfather "proved" to me that 2=1. The wiser thing was for me to keep denying that 2=1 even though I couldn't explain the error in his proof.

If you disagree, I'll point out that general relativity and quantum field theory are incompatible, and conclude that we should give up on science. But obviously we shouldn't -- we just conclude that our theories aren't good enough yet.

Accordingly, all, if not most, of the references were worthless -- e.g., none are biblical scholars, some even had errors in their own books, the use of the KJV, obsolete arguments, and a couple more are basically paraphrases not at all intended as serious study translations.

Like their adversaries, their "answers" given "to those who ask" are designed less in terms of real conversation and more in terms of winning. The arguments used are a mix between disingenuous and just plain bad. This is why Ehrman trashed William Lane Craig so badly. If I were writing a book on "reasoning to avoid" I could pretty much just grab Geisler or Moreland and select a random page to get a good example. And those are the "pros." For some really bad examples, try internet stuff -- infidels.org, James White, the triablogue, etc.

Specifically, infidels.org is just as incredible as anything Josh McDowell writes. I hope people trust it no more than they would trust him.

Personally, I think the Skeptics Annotated Bible does a better job.

Nice you got that from an infidel's site nonetheless christendom as a whole forgets to mention that the bible doesn't always follow chronological order.
.. find a different website (there are dozens upon dozens more that cite these very details)?
According to one of the sites where you copied-and-pasted the information (unless you got it from a similar site,) "common decency says that you should include a reference" to the website in question, especially when it is not your own words or "argument/research" but even copying non-copyrighted material.

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Re: Please explain Noah's Ark to me ...
« Reply #172 on: January 01, 2010, 03:09:32 am »
Interestingly enough, many of the writings in the Bible (including the gospels) do not make the same claims.  They contradict each other on what would seem to be very important details.
OK, now you are the one who is giving generalities... could you give us examples of contradictions?
These contradictions that have been brought up also help to verify the authenticity of the Scripture. Think about it...if you were to write a book after the fact (i.e. just make a book to control naive people), wouldn't you at least take the time to make sure that time, notes, detail syncs, robe colors and numbers were matching? Now, what I'm not saying is that this point in and of itself proves the authenticity of Scripture, but I believe that the contradictions help (but aren't the only thing that verifies authenticity).

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Re: Please explain Noah's Ark to me ...
« Reply #173 on: January 01, 2010, 03:10:12 am »
Man, this thread is depressing
A little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing. The website(s) where lilpj got his info from, evilbible.com and infidels.org, are basically the equivalent of Skeptics and fundamentalist Prophecy Experts, because they have a little bit of knowledge and think it can take them everywhere. At first these websites seem to be full of astonishing new information -- just as does the 700 Club or Josh McDowell to so many -- but as you grow and learn more you'll discover that it's not even worth reading what they write.

I can try to briefly expound a bit on this more if you or anyone else would like but it will take quite awhile...

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Re: Please explain Noah's Ark to me ...
« Reply #174 on: January 01, 2010, 03:10:28 am »
As far as lilpj's list...I did read it.  I've also read it before many many times.  There are some good questions there.  Many of them have been answered, and rebutted, and re-answered, and beaten to death by intellectual experts on high and mighty discussion panels at prestigious universities.  There are two sides to each thing you posted and the suggestion that there is no plausible rebuttal is simply untrue.  But since a forum like this is no place for a discussion of that magnitude, I'll just have to hope that people who are interested use your post as a jumping-off point for more detailed, independent study.
It is often said that the Gospel accounts were obviously contrived in order to push the views certain groups had invented. But then you are faced directly with the fact that the Gospel writers were looking at each others' material when they wrote their own, and yet they showed no concern for making room for simplistic harmonization with the other Gospels. This stands as evidence that they weren't just making things up, because otherwise they would have made for easy harmonizations.

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Re: Please explain Noah's Ark to me ...
« Reply #175 on: January 01, 2010, 05:46:04 am »
Interestingly enough, many of the writings in the Bible (including the gospels) do not make the same claims.  They contradict each other on what would seem to be very important details.
Yes, the Scripture may have seeming contradictions and ambiguities, but they are not related to Salvation in any way. Time? A note? Lack of detail? A number of men in a battle? The color of a robe? They really don't affect someone's Salvation in Jesus Christ. So I am saying that there may be errors in the text. However, I am also saying that these "errors" have nothing to do with a person's salvation.

I didn't say they were related to salvation.  I said there are contradictions and inaccuracies in the Bible.

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Interestingly enough, many of the writings in the Bible (including the gospels) do not make the same claims.  They contradict each other on what would seem to be very important details.

OK, now you are the one who is giving generalities... could you give us examples of contradictions?

1) How many generations were there between Abraham to David?  Matthew 1:17 lists fourteen generations.  Matthew 1:2 lists thirteen generations.

2) Is Paul lying?  In Acts 20:35  Paul told people "to remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he said, 'It is more blessed to give than to receive.'" Since Jesus never made such a biblical statement, isn’t Paul guilty of deception?

3) When did the leper become not a leper?  (Matthew 8:13 & 8:14)  Jesus healed the leper before visiting the house.  (Mark 1:29-30 & 1:40-42)  Jesus healed the leper after visiting Simon Peter’s house.

4) Who approached Jesus?  (Matthew 8:5-7)  The Centurion approached Jesus, beseeching help for a sick servant.  (Luke 7:3 & 7:6-7)  The Centurion did not approach Jesus.  He sent friends and elders of the Jews.

5) Was she dead or just dying?  (Matthew 9:18)  He asked for help, saying his daughter was already dead.  (Luke 8:41-42)  Jairus approached Jesus for help, because his daughter was dying.

6) Just what did Jesus instruct them to take?  (Matthew 10:10)  Jesus instructed them not to take a staff, not to wear sandals.  (Mark 6:8-9) Jesus instructed his disciples to wear sandals and take a staff on their journey.

7) When did John find out Jesus was the Messiah?  (Matthew 11:2-3)  While imprisoned. John the Baptist sent followers to Jesus to inquire if Jesus was the messiah.  (Luke 7:18-22)  While imprisoned.  John the Baptist sent followers to Jesus to inquire if Jesus was the Messiah. (John 1 :29-34,36)  John already knew Jesus was the Messiah.

8. Who made the request?  (Matthew 20:20-21)  Their mother requested that James and John, Zebedee’s children, should sit beside Jesus in his Kingdom.  (Mark 10:35-37)  James and John, Zebedee’s children, requested that they should sit beside Jesus in his Kingdom.

9) What animals were brought to Jesus? (Matthew 21:2-7) two of the disciples brought Jesus an *bleep* and a colt from the village of Bethphage.  (Mark 11:2-7) They brought him only a colt.

10) When did the fig tree hear of its doom?  (Matthew 21:17-19)  Jesus cursed the fig tree after purging the temple. (Mark 11:14-15 & 20)  He cursed it before the purging.

11) When did the fig tree keel?  (Matthew 21:9) The fig tree withered immediately.  and the disciples registered surprise then and there.  (Mark 11:12-14 & 20) The morning after Jesus cursed the fig tree, the disciples noticed it had withered and expressed astonishment.

12) Was John the Baptist Elias?  "This is Elias which was to come."  Matthew 11:14 "And they asked him, what then?  Art thou Elias?  And he said I am not."  John l:21

13) Who was the father of Joseph?  Matthew 1:16 The father of Joseph was Jacob.  Luke 3 :23 The father of Joseph was Heli.  Christians shall try to LIE and tell you that one is the heritage of Mary and the other Joseph.  This is utter bullshit, the Hebrew and Greek cultures NEVER regarded the bloodline of the mother.  They were patriarchal societies which only concerned themselves with paternal lineage.

14) How many generations were there from the Babylon captivity to Christ?  Matthew 1:17  Fourteen generations, Matthew 1:12-16 Thirteen generations.

15) Matthew 2:15, 19 & 21-23 The infant Christ was taken into Egypt.  Luke 2:22 & 39 The infant Christ was NOT taken to Egypt.

16) Matthew 5:1-2 Christ preached his first sermon on the mount.  Luke 6:17 & 20 Christ preached his first sermon in the plain.

17) John was in prison when Jesus went into Galilee.  Mark 1:14  John was not in prison when Jesus went into Galilee.  John 1:43 & 3:22-24

18) What was the nationality of the woman who besought Jesus?  Matthew 15:22  "And behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, Have mercy on me, 0 Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil."  Mark 7:26 "The woman was a Greek, a Syrophenician by nation, and she besought him that he would cast forth the devil out of her daughter."

19) How many blind men besought Jesus?  Matthew 20:30 Two blind men.  Luke 18:35-38 Only one blind man.

20) Where did the devil take Jesus first?  (Matthew 4:5-8)  The Devil took Jesus first to the parapet of the temple, then to a high place to view all the Kingdoms of the world.  (Luke 4:5-9)  The Devil took Jesus first to a high place to view the kingdoms, then to the parapet of the temple.

21) Can one pray in public?  (Matthew 6:5-6) Jesus condemned public prayer.  (1 Timothy 2:8  Paul encouraged public prayer.

22) If we decide to do good works, should those works be seen?  Matthew 5:16  "Let your light so shine before men that they may see your good works."  1 Peter 2:12  "Having your conversation honest among the Gentiles: that ... they may by your good works, which they shall behold, glorify God in the day of visitation."  This contradicts: Matthew 6:1-4 "Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them…that thine alms may be in secret."  Matthew 23:3-5  "Do not ye after their [Pharisees'] works ... all their works they do for to be seen of men."

23) Who did Jesus tell the Lord’s Prayer to? (Matthew 5:1, 6:9-13 & 7:28) Jesus delivered the Lord’s Prayer during the Sermon on the Mount before the multitudes. (Luke 11:1-4) He delivered it before the disciples alone, and not as part of the Sermon on the Mount.

24) When was Christ crucified?  Mark 15:25 "And it was the third hour and they crucified him."  John 19:14-15  "And it was the preparation of the Passover, and about the sixth hour; and he saith unto the Jews, Behold your king…Shall I crucify your king?"  John 19:14-15.

25) The two thieves reviled Christ.  (Matthew 27:44 & Mark 15:32) Only one of the thieves reviled Christ. Luke 23:39-40.

26) In 1 Corinthians 1:17 ("For Christ sent me [Paul] not to baptize but to preach the gospel") Paul said Jesus was wrong when he said in Matthew 28:19 "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them…"  Clearly one of these people is wrong, either way, it’s a contradiction.

27) When did Satan enter Judas?  Satan entered into Judas while at the supper.  John 13:27  Satan entered Judas before the supper.  Luke 23:3-4 & 7

28) How many women came to the sepulcher?  John 20:1  Only one woman went, Mary Magdalene.  Matthew 28:1  Mary Magdalene and the "other Mary" (Jesus’ mother) went.

29) Mark 16:2 It was sunrise when the two women went to the sepulcher.  John 20:1 It was still dark (before sunrise) when Mary Magdalene went alone to the sepulcher.

30) There were two angels seen by the women at the sepulcher and they were standing up.  Luke 24:4  There was only one angel seen and he was sitting down.  Mark 28:2-5

31) How many angels were within the sepulcher?  John 20:11-12 two, Mark 16:5 one.

32) The Holy Ghost bestowed at Pentecost. Acts 1:5-8 & 2:1-4 The holy Ghost bestowed before Pentecost. John 20:22

33) Where did Jesus first appear to the eleven disciples?  In a room in Jerusalem.  Luke 24:32-37  On a mountain in Galilee.  Matthew 28:15-17

34) Where did Christ ascend from?  From Mount Olivet.  Acts 1:9-12 From Bethany. Luke 24:50-51

35) Can all sins be forgiven?  (Acts 13:39)  All sins can be forgiven.  Great, I’m happy to know God is so merciful, but wait (Mark 3:29)  Cursing or blaspheming the Holy Spirit is unforgivable.

36) The Elijah mystery: (Malachi 4:5) Elijah must return before the final days of the world.  (Matthew 11:12-14)  Jesus said that John the Baptist was Elijah.  (Matthew 17:12- 13)  Jesus insists that Elijah has already come, and everyone understood him to mean John the Baptist.  (Mark 9:13)  Jesus insists that Elijah has already come.  (John 1:21)  John the Baptist maintained that he was not Elijah.

37) Who purchased the potter’s field?  Acts 1:18  The field was purchased by Judas.  John 20:1  The potter’s field was purchased by the chief priests.

38) Paul’s attendants heard the miraculous voice and stood speechless.  Acts 9:7 Paul’s attendants did not hear the voice and were prostrate. Acts 22:9 & 26:14

39) Who bought the Sepulcher?  Jacob, Josh 24:32 Abraham, Acts 7:16

40) Was it lawful for the Jews to put Christ to death?  "The Jews answered him, we have a law, and by our law he ought to die."  John 19:7  "The Jews therefore said unto him, It is not lawful for us to put any man to death." John 18:31

41) Has anyone ascended up to heaven?  Elijah went up to heaven: "And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven."  2 Kings 2:11 "No man hath ascended up to heaven but he that came down from heaven, even the son of man."  John 3:13

42) Is scripture inspired by God?  "all scripture is given by inspiration of God."  2 Timothy 3:16 compared to: "But I speak this by permission and not by commandment."  1 Corinthians 7:6 "But to the rest speak I, not the Lord."  1 Corinthians 7:12 "That which I speak, I speak it not after the Lord"  2 Corinthians.


There are plenty more, many even focusing on quite significant aspects of the crucifixion, resurrection, and Nativity/birth:

Only two of the Gospels state Jesus was born of a virgin, the others make no mention of it -- to me, that seems like a fairly important detail of his being.  Paul never mentions the virgin birth, and actually says he "was born of the seed of David" (Romans 1:3) and was "born of a woman," not a virgin (Galatians 4:4).

You have contradictions involving the dates:  According to Matthew, Jesus was born during the reign of Herod the Great (Matthew 2:1). According to Luke, Jesus was born during the first census in Israel, while Quirinius was governor of Syria (Luke 2:2). This is impossible because Herod died in March of 4 BC and the census took place in 6 and 7 AD, about 10 years after Herod's death.

Some Christians try to manipulate the text to mean this was the first census while Quirinius was governor and that the first census of Israel recorded by historians took place later. However, the literal meaning is "this was the first census taken, while Quirinius was governor ..." In any event, Quirinius did not become governor of Syria until well after Herod's death.

How did Judas die?

a. In Matthew 27:5 Judas hangs himself.

b. In Acts 1:18 he bursts open and his insides spill out.

c. According to the apostle Paul, neither of the above is true. Paul says Jesus appeared to "the twelve" after his resurrection. Mark 14:20 makes it clear that Judas was one of the twelve.

In Matthew 19:28, Jesus tells the twelve disciples, including Judas, that when Jesus rules from his throne, they will sit on twelve thrones judging the twelve tribes of Israel.


There is disagreement over the details of the crucifixion:

Matthew 27:38 and Mark 15:27 say that Jesus was crucified between two robbers (Luke just calls them criminals; John simply calls them men). It is a historical fact that the Romans did not crucify robbers. Crucifixion was reserved for insurrectionists and rebellious slaves.



I'm sure you could find dozens and dozens more with simple Google searches.  The Gospels and the Bible as a whole have contradictions; this is plain fact.  You will not find an unbiased Biblical scholar who maintains the Bible is without contradiction or disagreement.  I don't care if this influences anyone to change what they believe -- all I said was the Gospels are contradictory between one another.

Of course, much of this makes sense when you recognize that it's fairly unlikely the Gospels are first hand/eyewitness accounts and were written many years after these supposed events.  It is also significant to recognize that the Gospels of Matthew and Luke used the Gospel of Mark as a source -- of the 661 verses in Marks' Gospel, Matthew's Gospel uses about 607 and Luke's Gospel uses about 360.

This raises more questions:  Why would an eyewitness like Matthew need to use ninety percent of somebody else's book? Why would Luke, a companion of Paul, need to use a written source like Mark? If Luke knew Paul and Paul knew Peter, and Peter told Paul many stories about Jesus, then Luke could have written about Jesus from what he himself had heard, rather than relying on second or third-hand information.

Even if it seems that Matthew and Luke were relying on written third or fourth hand testimony, all is not lost if Christians can show that Mark was based on eye-witness testimony. Then the Gospels would be based on eyewitness reports. Perhaps they had gone through one or two people before Matthew and Luke retold the stories, but there would still be a connection between the disciples and the Gospel writers.

And we move on to Mark...if one analyzes Mark and puts it into the context of the history, it seems unlikely that the Gospel of Mark was really written by Mark.

And I'll stop there since I doubt anybody will even read this...
lilpj617:

The polemical websites, e.g., evilbible, religioustolerance, infidels.org, where your data is from are roughly the equivalent of raptureready, answersingenesis, etc. Propositionally, they're quantitatively assuming that it's as simple as pointing at two things and saying, "Look, they contradict!" But, at least in all the cases where atheists love to parade around, that's just like when my grandfather "proved" to me that 2=1. The wiser thing was for me to keep denying that 2=1 even though I couldn't explain the error in his proof.

If you disagree, I'll point out that general relativity and quantum field theory are incompatible, and conclude that we should give up on science. But obviously we shouldn't -- we just conclude that our theories aren't good enough yet.

Accordingly, all, if not most, of the references were worthless -- e.g., none are biblical scholars, some even had errors in their own books, the use of the KJV, obsolete arguments, and a couple more are basically paraphrases not at all intended as serious study translations.

Like their adversaries, their "answers" given "to those who ask" are designed less in terms of real conversation and more in terms of winning. The arguments used are a mix between disingenuous and just plain bad. This is why Ehrman trashed William Lane Craig so badly. If I were writing a book on "reasoning to avoid" I could pretty much just grab Geisler or Moreland and select a random page to get a good example. And those are the "pros." For some really bad examples, try internet stuff -- infidels.org, James White, the triablogue, etc.

Specifically, infidels.org is just as incredible as anything Josh McDowell writes. I hope people trust it no more than they would trust him.

Personally, I think the Skeptics Annotated Bible does a better job.

Do you deny the Bible contradicts itself on more than minor details?  Could you point to the specific examples I gave that are not in the Bible?

Would it have made any difference if I opened my own Bible and made the list myself?

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Nice you got that from an infidel's site nonetheless christendom as a whole forgets to mention that the bible doesn't always follow chronological order.
.. find a different website (there are dozens upon dozens more that cite these very details)?
According to one of the sites where you copied-and-pasted the information (unless you got it from a similar site,) "common decency says that you should include a reference" to the website in question, especially when it is not your own words or "argument/research" but even copying non-copyrighted material.

The source is the Bible;  I didn't think citing was necessary.  People are free to go look up the references given in the examples in their own Bible.
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Re: Please explain Noah's Ark to me ...
« Reply #176 on: January 01, 2010, 05:52:46 am »
that to me is so hard to explain all I know is 40 days and 40 nights

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Re: Please explain Noah's Ark to me ...
« Reply #177 on: January 01, 2010, 06:49:46 am »
It is kinda like 2 day, if some one started building a ARK the size of Noahs, And was telling u the only way 2 save ur self was 2 get on the Ark or Boat what would you do.
Laugh in My face and say it want Happen or Help Build the Ark or Boat and save as many lifes as You can :angel12:
That what Happen 2 Noah, so he saved his own Family and  2 of each kind of animals that would fit in the ark, the ones that could swim stay.
You have search for Yourself. every ones views are Different.

That what is wrong 2 day Religion.  Religion does not save you.  People fighting over it Religion  :(
 

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Re: Please explain Noah's Ark to me ...
« Reply #178 on: January 01, 2010, 11:45:00 pm »
But my only quarrel with it is there are a ton of flood stories from various ancient cultures all happening at different time periods.
Maybe it means that something in fact happened, and that's why we have all these flood stories all over the world.


So every human had turned pretty bad (save Noah and his family), so God decided he needed to destroy all the living beings and start over basically. He commanded Noah to build a ginormous ship to carry two of every creature.

Where is the evidence of this unimaginably huge boat?  Archaeological, paleontological, historical, anything...nope, not a shred.
I reckon the ark would come to rest at Mt. Ararat ....obviously. Of course, over the past 4000 years it has probably been destroyed.

Would you like to explain your version?

Version of what?  There have been numerous legendary, mythical tales of lone men/families surviving global floods and repopulating/saving the Earth.  Why should I treat this one differently than I treat the others?
I would say one story prefigures Christ, mirrors Baptism and God's action with God's people, and is therefore inspired, while the other one does not.

Myths are 'true' only in as much as they reflect Christ.

Current scholarship reasonably places the account of Gilgamesh as predating any Hebrew Scriptures. The earliest Gilgamesh accounts (Sumerian) definitely predate a Hebrew identity. Even the Akkadian versions do. But despite the opinion of many learned archeologists -- the Noahic flood and the event of Noah was the source for the Gilgamesh epic as well as the source for other 200+ flood accounts around the globe, respectively. The other accounts were most likely corrupted after mankind was dispersed at Babel.

Other than Aleister Crowley's fake modern 'witchcraft' by overpriced Llewellyn Press books, the most popular form of Gilgamesh most familiar to us was written down after the Hebrew account of Noah and comes from Assyria, when under the great warrior-scholar Ashurbanipal the familiar twelve tablets of Gilgamesh were preserved. This was in the 7th century BCE. The version may be anywhere from three to six hundred years older. I can't recall if the tablet was from Ashurbanipal's era or just added to the library of Nineveh under Ashurbanipal. Given the interaction of Assyria with Israel & Judah, it is unlikely that Assyrians would turn to the Pentateuch for their Flood account because they already had their own version in circulation.


So every human had turned pretty bad (save Noah and his family), so God decided he needed to destroy all the living beings and start over basically. He commanded Noah to build a ginormous ship to carry two of every creature.
Why is this "Noah" character extremely similar to multiple other mythical characters of other ancient civilizations (Gilgamesh particularly)?  Why is the story of Noah's Ark extremely similar to multiple other global flood myths of other ancient civilizations (again, Gilgamesh in particular).
Floods should be a common motif of Sumerian mythology for a few reasons.

First, look at their meaning. (The floods are a symbol largely of chaos, primordial chaos. Thus they are a common theme in a lot of ANE literature, period.)

Next, the flood accounts are not that similar. (Though if you want to look into this you should read Enuma Elish & Atrahasis)

I think the simple explanation is this. All probably descend from an actual flood. I would say the flood of Noah, be it local or global is the source of this. All the ANE cultures time a flood at roughly the same time, save one. (Egypt) Interestingly enough though, prior to this time period, all the cultures have really ridiculously long recorded life lengths.

The reality is that Gilgamesh ends up being standardized IIRC later than Moses, around 1000 to 1300 BCE. (Assuming Mosaic authorship of the flood narrative is going to have to be a given here to get that date.) IIRC, however, it is generally accepted that the Gilgamesh tale in earliest forms predates Moses by nearly a thousand years. But then again, if Moses either used sources, (which conservatives grant as a couple are cited in the Pentateuch) we do not know their age. However, the biblical flood account is honestly much less full of flagrant propaganda imagery than the mythological accounts because the difference isn't merely one of degree.

There's also more to the Gilgamesh Epic than the deluge tablet/story.

(See below.)

Look up "The Deluge" and tell me what you think. Just curious.
There are similarities. In fact, many cultures (but not necessarily all) have a basic Flood story: the gods or God sweep the earth with water and boats, mountains, caves, etc. are used to save a remnant of mankind (often with animals).

The account in Gilgamesh is actually transposed from the preceding epic of Atrahasis. I can't recall if Utnapishtim ("Noah") is meant to be Atrahasis or if they're two separate characters from different city-state myths (I think the latter, given how extensively the Gilgamesh epic borrows from Atrahasis without including the plagues and kingship of Atrahasis in the story of Utnapishtim).

From a Christian point of view, this ties in with Acts 17 (all men groping toward God) and the idea that pagan myths may preserve a kernel of truth ("common grace"). Heck, look at how we've found that the Iliad reflects a real conflict at a real Troy! Obviously, the Greek account is hardly what truly happened as Mycenaeans clashed with Hittite allies. Regardless, myths are not entirely unreliable. Many Near Eastern scholars are sure there was a historical Gilgamesh whose legacy caused a legend to arise (compare with the historical Arthur).

It is also important to note what R.O. noted: there is much more to the Gilgamesh epic than simply the Flood, and the Sumerian version of Gilgamesh is different than the more familiar Akkadian/Babylonian one. So if the author or authors of the Genesis was attempting to borrow from a pagan culture, he or she or they proved to be very selective. In fact, the way that the Gilgamesh epic reads, the story of Utnapishtim is clearly familiar to the audience and the Gilgamesh epic was not the first time it was heard (proven by the earlier Atrahasis account.)

Nonetheless, from a non-Christian point of view, it makes sense that as mankind spread out from Northern Africa and the Middle East (and generally all of the early civilizations that lived near rivers), the destructive nature of floods would work their way into the mythic accounts. And a destructive flood story doesn't make sense without survivors. But from a Christian point of view, these pagan flood stories (whether Utnapishtim or the familiar Greek story of Deucalion) are a fractured visions of the true story. Even the Norse had a myth about Ymir, a giant whose death at the hands of the gods caused a flood that killed all but two giants. From his body the earth was made and from his blood the seas were made -- compared to the death of the Tiamat in the Babylonian account, who was slain by Marduk and her body and blood used in a similar way. Current evolutionary theory holds that humans did not evolve independently in various parts of the world (as was once considered): we are all from the same stock. Coupled with the Christian understanding of how mankind twists the truth, it seems consistent (if not convincing) to see all Flood accounts as memories of a true flood (whether local or global).

As for the key differences: in the Gilgamesh account, there is conflict among the gods. Utnapishtim ("Noah") is saved because Enki finds a way to tell a human about the plan of the gods without directly doing so (he whispers the secret to Utnapishtim's reed walls). On top of this, gods like Inanna/Ishtar are not involved in the decision and are distraught to see humankind and the animals killed. Utnapishtim is also a bit grim, giving his house to the man who helps seal up his boat (fat lot of good that'll do him). There is indeed a sweet-smelling sacrifice that causes the gods to swear not to kill mankind in this fashion again. If I can be brutally honest, the corresponding segment in Genesis seems like the most reasonable place for a non-Christian to say: "Aha! Look at the similar phrases and plotting!"

Still, the Flood myth was older than Gilgamesh, and the fact that the Hebrews did not borrow any of the other trappings of the Gilgamesh myth, it doesn't seem conclusive that Genesis borrowed from Gilgamesh, even if one doesn't have faith in the truth of the Word. Yes, there is an archetypal appearance of a snake (a snake steals a life-giving plants from Gilgamesh), but it only superficially resembles Eden's serpent. Furthermore, while there is a life-giving plant (renewed youth!) in Gilgamesh, it is underwater though unguarded by the gods, so it hardly seems like a predecessor or real echo of the tree of life in Eden. I think the Gilgamesh flood account is like the (breathtakingly beautiful!) Canaanite Baal epic in regards to the Hebrew Scriptures: there are enough similarities to raise a fair question, but enough differences to lead one to suspect there is either a lost source for both or to understand by faith that the pagan accounts are fractured versions of the truth.

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Re: Please explain Noah's Ark to me ...
« Reply #179 on: January 01, 2010, 11:46:38 pm »
Interestingly enough, many of the writings in the Bible (including the gospels) do not make the same claims.  They contradict each other on what would seem to be very important details.
Yes, the Scripture may have seeming contradictions and ambiguities, but they are not related to Salvation in any way. Time? A note? Lack of detail? A number of men in a battle? The color of a robe? They really don't affect someone's Salvation in Jesus Christ. So I am saying that there may be errors in the text. However, I am also saying that these "errors" have nothing to do with a person's salvation.

I didn't say they were related to salvation.  I said there are contradictions and inaccuracies in the Bible.
Just because they're different doesn't mean one story is correct and the other is not, that even though the end result is the same, the accounts are different and so that someone's account of details is wrong. As a matter of fact, I don't see why two different accounts can't both be right. It's only two contradictory accounts that can't be right and I recognize very deeply that the Gospels are flat-out contradictory from the standpoint of post-Enlightenment historical standards.

But what reason do we have for universalizing post-Enlightenment historical standards? You need to subject the presuppositions from which you are analyzing Christian doctrine to the same rigor of criticism you are applying to Christian doctrine. The entire appeal of Enlightenment criticism is that it claims to be "reasonable" or "neutral." But upon even an ounce of inspection it turns out not to be "neutral" at all. Secular thought fostered the view that all accounts had to be completely uniform in order for them all to be true. Then it was realized that in fact they don't because different people have different perspectives, at which point they came up with the equally fallacious value of "diversity," meaning that we toss a bunch of contradictory things together and act like there's no conflict.

Neither should be followed. Instead of abstract uniformity, we need to recognize and affirm real diversity, which is the existence of variance in perspective and personality, whether cultural or individual. Instead of "diversity," we need to recognize and affirm organic unity between people in the fact that we are made and renewed in the image of God, and in union with Christ in the Church we commune together with the Trinity and with each other; this diversity brings us together on the grounds of similarity, not different, but revels in the existence of (non-contradictory) variance.

lilpj617:

The polemical websites, e.g., evilbible, religioustolerance, infidels.org, where your data is from are roughly the equivalent of raptureready, answersingenesis, etc. Propositionally, they're quantitatively assuming that it's as simple as pointing at two things and saying, "Look, they contradict!" But, at least in all the cases where atheists love to parade around, that's just like when my grandfather "proved" to me that 2=1. The wiser thing was for me to keep denying that 2=1 even though I couldn't explain the error in his proof.

If you disagree, I'll point out that general relativity and quantum field theory are incompatible, and conclude that we should give up on science. But obviously we shouldn't -- we just conclude that our theories aren't good enough yet.

Accordingly, all, if not most, of the references were worthless -- e.g., none are biblical scholars, some even had errors in their own books, the use of the KJV, obsolete arguments, and a couple more are basically paraphrases not at all intended as serious study translations.

Like their adversaries, their "answers" given "to those who ask" are designed less in terms of real conversation and more in terms of winning. The arguments used are a mix between disingenuous and just plain bad. This is why Ehrman trashed William Lane Craig so badly. If I were writing a book on "reasoning to avoid" I could pretty much just grab Geisler or Moreland and select a random page to get a good example. And those are the "pros." For some really bad examples, try internet stuff -- infidels.org, James White, the triablogue, etc.

Specifically, infidels.org is just as incredible as anything Josh McDowell writes. I hope people trust it no more than they would trust him.

Personally, I think the Skeptics Annotated Bible does a better job.

Do you deny the Bible contradicts itself on more than minor details?  Could you point to the specific examples I gave that are not in the Bible?

Would it have made any difference if I opened my own Bible and made the list myself?
Well, there are all kinds of ways these events could have happened which would allow for the diversity of the accounts we get in the Gospels. From that I conclude that skeptics are just trying to see contradictions when there really isn't a problem at all. Take for a couple of very easy examples, Matthew and Luke-Acts, of Juda's death and/or the purchase of the fields: Simply put, he hangs himself, falls flat on his face, and gets ripped up in the fall. The word for headlong in prenes, which doesn't connote being upside-down but instead being flat on your face, as opposed to on your back (which would be 'uptios', the opposite of 'prenes').

Much more interesting is that Judas is here said to have bought the field while in the Matthean account the chief priests buy the field. The obvious way for these to coincide is an indirect purchase, so the only reason to charge contradiction is if one has come trying to find contradiction; otherwise the issue doesn't even occur to us and we move on with our lives. Clearly, though, since Luke relied on Matthew, Luke didn't particularly care to write in such a way that 21st century atheists would not have opportunity to search for contradictions in the text, and I don't see why 21st Christians should care any more than Luke did.

I think that the only way to get a contradiction out of Matthew's and Luke's accounts of what happened to Judas is to be trying to find one. But, in principle, my point is that the easy conclusion to draw is that our understandings of the text just aren't good enough yet.

Let's draw the parallel:
Quantum Field Theory is a scientific reading of the world.
General Relativity is a scientific reading of the world.
Our interpretation of Luke is a Biblical reading of the world.
Our interpretation of Matthew is a Biblical reading of the world.
Quantum Field Theory and General Relativity are incompatible.
Our interpretation of Luke and our interpretation of Matthew are incompatible.
From the incompatibility of Quantum Field Theory and General Relativity we conclude that there is something wrong with Quantum Field Theory or General Relativity, not with scientific readings of the world.
From the incompatibility of our interpretations of Matthew and Luke we conclude that there is something wrong with or interpretations, not with Biblical readings of the world.

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