You might be a redneck if...

[jwkelly]

You cut your hair for the summer and spend the day jogging in the sun from one doctor's appointment to another...and it's still spring !!!!

[MichelleHW101]

you ever cut your grass and found your car or have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

[jwkelly]

you ever cut your grass and found your car or have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

                               Yes,but I meant a literal sunburned redneck,not Jeff Foxworthy,but Johnny Cash has great songs and so does Elvis(Wilie will always be a dirtbag druggy to me)