Man and woman on a train

[paints]

Woman:  Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.

Man:  Aww...are you single?

Woman:  No, I'm a dentist!

Oops!   

[bretay]

that was a good one...needed a laught today.

[dsosnowski06]

Very cute and clean joke. 

[Nancy5]

Funny, thanks for sharing.

[ktheodos]

Lol...I have heard that one before....

[makeblessed]

That was a nice one, did not see that coming; made me smile.

[plennis]

That was not the answer I thought was coming.   LOL

[gaylasue]

Good one!

[mrsmere]

I really enjoy these jokes because it gives me a needed lift for the day.  Keep it up.

[ngorecki]

lol, I likes that one. try some more.

[annadote]

Haha. I see what you did there. This sounds like one of the jokes that my dad would make. Upon further thought, this might mean that the man's smile is not that good if the dentist wants to see it.

[linderlizzie]

Woman:  Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.

Man:  Aww...are you single?

Woman:  No, I'm a dentist!

Oops!   

Bad topic for me today. I just spent five hours in a dentist's chair. Got about five shots and about five people working in my mouth. Hopefully, I'm better off now physically. Not financially; even after my insurance paid for part. Taking penicillin and Tramadol for a while. 

Just had to share my misery with you all. Thanks for listening, or rather, reading. 

[alaskah]

Oh no.

One time in the dentist, I was having a panic attack from the "laughing gas" - ironic, huh? To get me to take my mind off of it and make me laugh, he asked what time I had to be to school. Again... ironically, I said 2:30. He said, "oh, you mean tooth-hurty?"

[de3ik]

Woman:  Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.

Man:  Aww...are you single?

Woman:  No, I'm a dentist!

Oops!   

Bad topic for me today. I just spent five hours in a dentist's chair. Got about five shots and about five people working in my mouth. Hopefully, I'm better off now physically. Not financially; even after my insurance paid for part. Taking penicillin and Tramadol for a while. 

Just had to share my misery with you all. Thanks for listening, or rather, reading. 

Sorry to hear your troubles. I understand you not liking a dental visit because I hated mine. I had 10 cavities in my lifetime and my first filling was as a child. I was terrified and it was very painful. I screamed and just the thought of going back made me want to run and hide. Not to mention the expense like you said. I am due to need $400 of treatments myself soon and that is almost as painful as those cavities.

To the OP, that was a cute and sweet joke. We need more of those to lighten the mood. Please post more when you get them.

[nannycoe1]

Funny, I like a giggle every now and then