Topic: How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? (Read 1901 times)

oldbuddy · « **on:** December 02, 2019, 11:38:06 am »

He still has four legs, just because you call the tail a leg doesn't make it one.

debidoo · « **Reply #1 on:** December 02, 2019, 01:46:06 pm »

True true so true. Got me on that one LOL. You come up with some good ones. I was asked if I knew any good jokes during my cataract surgery and I could not think of a single one.

countrygirl12 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 02, 2019, 02:54:37 pm »

4. His tail is not a leg. It is a tail.

NRAJOE · « **Reply #3 on:** December 02, 2019, 03:52:57 pm »

Quote from: debidoo on December 02, 2019, 01:46:06 pm

True true so true. Got me on that one LOL. You come up with some good ones. I was asked if I knew any good jokes during my cataract surgery and I could not think of a single one.

Chinese guy goes and sees an eye doctor:

"Docker...I have hard time seeing out one eye"

Doctor looks at his eye..."Well theres the problem, you have a cataract"

Chinese guy say "No, I drive a Pontiac"...……………..

tjshorty · « **Reply #4 on:** December 02, 2019, 04:58:43 pm »

:silly:caught that just as soon as I clicked to read it. Funny

countrygirl12 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 03, 2019, 05:32:54 am »

Quote from: debidoo on December 02, 2019, 01:46:06 pm

True true so true. Got me on that one LOL. You come up with some good ones. I was asked if I knew any good jokes during my cataract surgery and I could not think of a single one.

By whom? I would be aggravated if a doctor performing surgery asked me to tell him jokes. Or if he was telling me jokes during the surgery. Very unprofessional.

mrsmere · « **Reply #6 on:** December 05, 2019, 05:55:51 am »

I enjoy these lighthearted jokes. They really brighten my day. Please keep them coming.

plennis · « **Reply #7 on:** December 05, 2019, 08:31:26 pm »

Quote from: mrsmere on December 05, 2019, 05:55:51 am

I enjoy these lighthearted jokes. They really brighten my day. Please keep them coming.

I get a kick out of them too. I always like to laugh every day!

pkrahmer · « **Reply #8 on:** December 06, 2019, 02:57:35 am »

That's for sure!
in our house dogs tails did more damage than any other part of the dogs body!

countrygirl12 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 06, 2019, 07:29:34 am »

Quote from: plennis on December 05, 2019, 08:31:26 pm

Quote from: mrsmere on December 05, 2019, 05:55:51 am
I enjoy these lighthearted jokes. They really brighten my day. Please keep them coming.
I get a kick out of them too. I always like to laugh every day!

If this is a joke, I must have missed something. Seems kind of stupid to me. Or one of them things idiots fight on the internet about. You can call his head a leg too but it does not make it a leg. He has 4 legs unless an accident has caused him to lose one of them.

mamatygress · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2019, 10:10:22 am »

This is actually a good response to many people.

Mizzkizz7 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2019, 10:36:57 am »

5 legs

Mlk2332 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 15, 2019, 11:44:27 pm »

Indunno, but the question was definitely worth asking.

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Topic: How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? (Read 1901 times)

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