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Topic: Little chuckle  (Read 803 times)

cateyes1

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Little chuckle
« on: July 18, 2020, 09:38:43 am »
A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her Teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as Well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing The street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the Ambulance?" God replied: " I didn't recognize you!"
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Re: Little chuckle
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2020, 09:44:51 am »
LOL 
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Re: Little chuckle
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2020, 10:52:39 am »
Funny but TRUE
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Re: Little chuckle
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2020, 11:18:04 am »
Thanks for the chuckle.   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Little chuckle
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2020, 02:25:39 pm »

this one gets printed and framed to hang on the wall for when our daughter-in-law comes over.
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Re: Little chuckle
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2020, 03:02:10 pm »
Lol...good one...thanks for sharing...
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Re: Little chuckle
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2020, 10:13:03 pm »
Hahaha! What a twist! That actually made me smile!  ;D
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Re: Little chuckle
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2020, 07:20:20 am »
And her following response, "But, your supposed to be omniscient so, you should have known it was me!"
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Re: Little chuckle
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2020, 07:52:49 am »
That was classic gold!
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Re: Little chuckle
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2020, 10:09:15 am »
wow...good one...lol
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Re: Little chuckle
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2020, 11:31:21 am »
That's cute!
Thanks for sharing! :rainbow: :peace: :wave:
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Re: Little chuckle
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2020, 12:44:54 pm »
LOL That was cute :)
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Re: Little chuckle
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2020, 03:17:17 pm »
LOL Very funny
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Re: Little chuckle
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2020, 08:36:07 am »
Thanks for the chuckle....brightened our librarians day.  Especially those of us who are over 65!
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Re: Little chuckle
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2020, 10:40:10 am »
that is a good one, serves her right
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