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ktheodos

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Dentist humor
« on: August 16, 2021, 05:00:57 am »
This tooth will be difficult to remove,” the dentist told his patient. “I think you should have an anesthetic even though it will be a little more expensive.”

“OK,” agreed the patient and began feeling in his pocket for his money.

“You don’t need to pay me yet,” said the dentist.

“I know,” replied the patient. “I’m just counting my money before you put me under.”

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Re: Dentist humor
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2021, 06:56:12 am »
This tooth will be difficult to remove,” the dentist told his patient. “I think you should have an anesthetic even though it will be a little more expensive.”

“OK,” agreed the patient and began feeling in his pocket for his money.

“You don’t need to pay me yet,” said the dentist.

“I know,” replied the patient. “I’m just counting my money before you put me under.”
That may not just be a joke, I do remember hearing about some ladies that were taken advantage of while they were out.

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Re: Dentist humor
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2021, 06:58:08 am »
^The dark side of the comedy of truth.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2021, 07:10:29 am by stevensm4 »
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Re: Dentist humor
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2021, 09:15:02 am »
This tooth will be difficult to remove,” the dentist told his patient. “I think you should have an anesthetic even though it will be a little more expensive.”

“OK,” agreed the patient and began feeling in his pocket for his money.

“You don’t need to pay me yet,” said the dentist.

“I know,” replied the patient. “I’m just counting my money before you put me under.”
That may not just be a joke, I do remember hearing about some ladies that were taken advantage of while they were out.



I read that too, and I’m not talking about money.
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Re: Dentist humor
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2021, 03:30:42 am »
Hey, at least you aren't picking on only the lawyers with your jokes!  ;)

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