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plennis

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Some jokes for the kids for the season
« on: December 23, 2021, 02:20:23 pm »
What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky? It looks like rain, deer.

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite

Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They drop all their needles.

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Re: Some jokes for the kids for the season
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2021, 07:49:02 pm »
 :cat:

 :santa: :santa: :santa: :snowflake:


Funny!  Thanks. (Not a kid, but ..)

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Re: Some jokes for the kids for the season
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2021, 08:31:16 am »
Why was the Grinch such a great gardener?
He has a green thumb.

 What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish!

 What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?
Candy canes

What type of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas

What did the car say to the dreidel?
Want to go for a spin?

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Re: Some jokes for the kids for the season
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2021, 06:44:41 pm »
That was funny, great jokes, lol
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Re: Some jokes for the kids for the season
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2021, 04:29:37 am »
Thanks for the great jokes. have a great day.

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Re: Some jokes for the kids for the season
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2021, 01:37:10 pm »
Lol...good ones...thanks for sharing all!

Here's some more:

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies.

Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks!

What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

What is Santa's favorite kind of candy? Jolly ranchers.

What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint-nickel-less.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays all!
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.

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