Funny Quotes From Famous People

[plennis]

“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?” – Charles Schulz

“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.” – Reba McEntire

“My formula for success is to rise early, work late, and strike oil.” – J. P. Getty

“Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.” – James A. Garfield

“A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” – Charles Gordy

[linderlizzie]

Here you go:

“Well behaved women do not make history.” ~ Mae West

Luis Bunuel "Age is something that doesn't matter unless you are a cheese."

George Burns "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

Mark Twain "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."

Oscar Levant "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I."

[plennis]

Those are some good ones!    I think I like the Mae West one the best of these.

[oldbuddy]

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. -Mark Twain

[plennis]

This is one of my favorites!    Thanks for the reminder!  LOL

[demshoezz]

I remember when i was losing weight i was always remembering Zit Johnson quote:
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
Now i truly understand how funny it is and i glad that i lost 30 kilos with my will power and Dim3x combined