Joke for the day

[tigerlilly01]

ISN"T THIS JUST LIKE A MAN       Just Kidding

Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.

"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"

"What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.

"I think you're bad luck.

[jneff0603]

LOL That definitely sounds like a man's thought process!

[Tresbn00]

Confucious say Man who:
stand on toilet get high on pot,
fart in church sit in own pew,
go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.

[ricky981]

LOL That definitely sounds like a man's thought process!

a priest and a rabbi together went to see a boxing match as one of the fighter cross him self up and down and back and forth the rabbi ask the priest what does that mean the reply not a damn thing if you cant fight.