Little Miss Muffet

[joannaingram84]

Little Miss Muffet
            sat on a tuffet,
Eating of curds
                  and whey;
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her,
And frightened
    Miss Muffet away.

[jaymz462]

Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.  Along came a spider and sat down beside her and said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, %$&#$?"

OOHH!!