Joke Of The Day 6/11

[dsine223]

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport.

It was after midnight.

While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.

The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.

For $100, the cabby agreed.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom.

The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.

The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money."

"He paid for the Corvette I bought for you, He paid for our new cabin cruiser, He paid for our house at the lake."

"He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun.

He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"

The cabby said,

"I'd cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold."      

[xina914]

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE HECK, I WOULD COVER HIM BACK UP TOO.

[mc1962]

And bring him a cup of coffee in the morning 

[colibai319]

There was this Chinese couple who were expecting a baby at any time.
The husbands name was Wong and so was his wife's name Wong.
Mrs. Wong proceeded into labor and delivered a healthy baby boy.....only the baby was born white.
The nurse asked them what they intended to name him and Mr Wong replied, "Well we decided to name him SumTing Wong."

Kinda lame huh?...lol

[SoontobeLane36]

'cause two Wongs don't make a white. 

[kesto4]

That joke made no sense whatsoever, or else it was just not intended to be funny.

[dream420believer]

Both jokes were funny!