Say one positive word or a joke to make someone smile that might need it

[madeara]

Life is so short.  Tell people you love them while you can.  Apologize to those you've wronged and forgive  those who have wronged you.

[ajamimajida]

Something to make you smile for the day:

My Daughter's favorite favorite saying "Life is a *bleep* than you die than you find out mickey mouse is just another rat".  She learned this at age 3, she came home from babysitter's house saying for every time I  or anyone would complain about anything.  LOL.

[dreamyxo]

I was out at a buffet years ago and this little boy at the table in front of me told a joke I thought was cute.

Why is six afraid of seven?







Because seven eight nine.

[king4cash]

Today is Aunt and Uncles day

[ajamimajida]

Here is another quote I love, this one I made myself:


"333, I am only half evil"


For anyone that knows me I am more than half evil, maybe 3/4 or even full evil at times.  LOL

[linderlizzie]

Gardyloo.








This is actually a Scottish term, but it sounds really nifty! The definition is a funny and gross one; this is what people living in Edinburgh shouted out their windows as a warning before dumping their slop buckets out of their windows. At least they gave a little bit of a warning to those below!

EEEEEEEWWWWW!!

[ajamimajida]

Never leave the house without saying I love you to your loved ones.   And never go to bed without saying I love you.   Life is short and tomorrow is not promised.  Do not leave unsaid words and have regrets when the person passes away.

[superSMAgirl]

what did zero say to eight?

Nice belt!



How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

Because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.

[Katie_thehappywife]

your dreams are always within arms length. that is my favorite positive quote

[king4cash]

Thank god you are safe and alive, lets pray for texas....and the people...

[tantricia44]

Congrats, everyone we woke up & lived another day!

[ajamimajida]

Do not stand by and let someone abuse someone whether it is a child or an adult.  Do something and stand up for those that cannot defend themselves.  We are all human beings and deserve to be treated as such.  Look beyond their color, religion, or age.

[Shalyn323]

Ok, so my sister comes running into the room a few minutes ago yelling "I'm a genius!!" She too an online quiz and it dived her a genius. She looks at me really smug and says " I guess you could say I'm a regular Frankenstein!!" I was choking from laughing so hard!

[ajamimajida]

Time does heal even though you might not think so at the moment.  I am learning this quickly after losing my daughter to suicide in May of this year.  I am starting to accept what happened because I cannot change it and I am starting to forgive her for it.

[jwkelly]

live