Zero to 200 in 2 seconds :) FUNNY

[florezitta10]

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him

"Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for next Saturday

[lancenweman1978]

rotflmao

i didn't see that coming



** btw, thanks for the quote in your sig, i was asking the universe why i should keep trying to do good things when it seems to make not even a little difference, but then i read that quote and it reminded me to keep strong and moving forward

[florezitta10]

rotflmao

i didn't see that coming



** btw, thanks for the quote in your sig, i was asking the universe why i should keep trying to do good things when it seems to make not even a little difference, but then i read that quote and it reminded me to keep strong and moving forward

Neither did I lol I thought it was something to do with cars lol...

Good to see you around again 

Your welcome It makes a really good point and it's something I have had to learn to do my self sometimes I am like I'll just wait till tomorrow I am not gonna get a lot done anyways. But then I realize that if I start today then there wont be that much to do tomorrow

[articx]

Funny.

The man should of had his fist waiting in that package instead of a bathroom scale.  

[jordandog]

  That is a great joke! I am so glad I looked because I thought it was about cars too. Mine is in the shop as I write this  and I really didn't want to hear about some new $500,000 super car - just trying to keep my 14 year old one running from point A to point B.

[florezitta10]

That is a great joke! I am so glad I looked because I thought it was about cars too. Mine is in the shop as I write this  and I really didn't want to hear about some new $500,000 super car - just trying to keep my 14 year old one running from point A to point B.

Omg!! I know what you mean I hate when hubby and my brother get together all they talk about is beer,cars and sound systems lol

[Wren28]

That was so funny. Thanks, I needed a laugh.

[home_teachin]

I like that one ! Pretty funny.

[hokti66]

    good one   

[jamie8788]

I  thought  it  was  really  talking  about  cars.  LOL  It  was  funny!!!!

[flirrtychic05]

that's hilarious! i'll definitely have to tell my friends that one!

[jkhanson]

You just made my day!  Thanks for sharing.

[karenkpc]

   yep, that one snuck up on me too--thanks for making my morning