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shernajwine

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Hilarious!
« on: July 22, 2010, 05:51:52 pm »
                                                                                                            Jesus vs. Satan

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will take two hours, and I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They generated web pages. They prepared faxes. They wrote e-mails. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known computer job.

But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours.

Satan observed this and became even more irate.

"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"

God shrugged and said,

"Jesus Saves"


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Re: Hilarious!
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2010, 05:55:32 pm »
 :thumbsup: That was a good one.  :)

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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2010, 06:13:11 pm »
Oh my that was funny, I even had to share that one with my husband.  I was wondering what the punch line would be and I should have seen that one coming hee hee. just the laugh I needed today.

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Re: Hilarious!
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2010, 06:15:23 pm »
Very funny - thanks for the posting!!

I needed a laugh today.

shernajwine

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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2010, 06:24:30 pm »
 ;D
i thought it was pretty funny myself  ;)


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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2010, 07:13:42 pm »
I think my sister will enjoy this one. Thanks for sharing.

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Re: Hilarious!
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2010, 07:52:07 pm »
That's Great!! :angel11: I Think All Of Heaven Above Giggled As Well!! :angel11:

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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2010, 08:04:00 pm »
Very funny. I really did like this joke. I need to pass it on to my family.

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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2010, 08:59:21 pm »
I love this isn't this so true!!!  How many times have you lost work due to power outages and really needed it and it was gone.  This is so good!!!   :thumbsup: :wave:

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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2010, 02:12:16 am »
It is very important to save your work.  I work in technical support and it really irks me when people call and they have lost their work and expect me to do something to get it back.  Once you lose it, it's gone.

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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2010, 02:32:50 am »
as soon as i read it had to do with computers i should of known the punch line....... but I guess I'm not as smart as I thought.... hilarious!!!!

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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2010, 04:38:34 am »
Ahah, that was a good one.

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« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2010, 06:01:36 am »
Funny

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« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2010, 11:52:43 am »
Let me just say "WOW".

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« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2010, 12:10:22 pm »
I read the joke again today and even though I already knew the punch line I still laughed lol


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