Share a joke with us.We all need a good laugh or giggle sometimes.

[trop8cana]

 Sometimes we get on here even when we're not at our best.So let's help each other out and share a funny joke or a funny story that could brighten up someones day.

PLEASE KEEP EVERYTHING PG!!!LET'S HAVE A CLEAN SENSE OF HUMOR.

HAVE FUN AND HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY!

[ewica]

What's big, red, and eats rocks?

[cloudsoup]

three tomatoes were taking a walk:
daddy tomato, mommy tomato, and baby tomato.
baby tomato was walking very slowly, so daddy tomato
turned around, hit baby tomato on top of the head
and yelled, "KETCHUP!”

[LexSouth]

What NOT to Say to An Officer

-- I can't reach my  license unless you hold my beer.

-- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.

-- Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

-- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

-- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

-- You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband.

-- The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over?

-- I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me.

-- If you have to ask if I've been drinking, I'm not going to tell you, dude.

-- It wasn't my fault -- when I reached down to roll this joint, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged under the brake pedal.

-- That's a sweet 9mm. You want to hold my .44 magnum?

-- If I'd known I was getting a full body cavity search, I would have waxed!

-- I swear to drunk, officer, I'm not God!

[trop8cana]

What Not to say to an officer........lol...........I like that.Good one.

[tina101tina]

Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M Factory?




She threw away all the W's...........................LOL

[kingkashue]

A man comes home from a long day of work & sits down on the couch, turns on the TV & says " Honey could you bring me a beer before it starts.."   his wife brings him a beer, he quickly drinks it and asks again " Could you bring me one more, its gonna start real soon!! "   his wife a little puzzled, but still brings him another beer.  After finishing that one, the man asks again  " Honey could you bring me another beer, its gonna start any minute"  finally his wife gets fed up, " I cook and clean all day long, and you think I'm gonna slave for you while you sit there, You've got another thing coming!" 
The man says " Oh boy.. it started. "

[trop8cana]

Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M Factory?




She threw away all the W's...........................LOL

 ;Dthat was cute...lol