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dwiley11

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golf ball (joke)
« on: April 13, 2019, 08:31:13 pm »
A man got on the bus with both of his front
trouser pockets full of golf *bleep*
>>and sat down next to a
beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde
>>kept looking at him and his
bulging pockets.
>>
>>Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf *bleep*."
>>The blonde continued to look
at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.
>>After several minutes, not
being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,
>>"Does it hurt as much as
tennis elbow ?"

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Re: golf ball (joke)
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2019, 08:44:33 pm »
 :o Har Har  :party:  :thumbsup:

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Re: golf ball (joke)
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2019, 09:15:52 pm »
Well, does it?   LOL


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Re: golf ball (joke)
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2019, 05:02:57 am »
Very cute  :)

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Re: golf ball (joke)
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2019, 10:28:00 am »
they bleeped the ball part

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Re: golf ball (joke)
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2019, 10:36:36 am »
heeheee I like that one.

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Re: golf ball (joke)
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2019, 12:14:17 pm »
omgosh that is just wrong !! i laughed way to hard at this
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Re: golf ball (joke)
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2019, 03:34:34 pm »
LOL  Oh MY  now that is a god one !!!!!    Laughed way to hard !!

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Re: golf ball (joke)
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2019, 08:12:13 am »
This joke made me roll my eyes......oh my goodness, what a dumb "blonde"

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Re: golf ball (joke)
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2019, 11:12:27 am »
oh my is that funny, keep it up

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Re: golf ball (joke)
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2019, 01:50:52 pm »
I'm not sure which is funnier -- the censoring of words with *bleep* or the visual this joke gives you. ::)

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Re: golf ball (joke)
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2019, 05:54:25 am »
Good one .. you got a chuckle out of me.
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Re: golf ball (joke)
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2019, 11:48:18 am »
Funny.  Unfortunately, you never know when you'll find someone who'd say this.

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Re: golf ball (joke)
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2019, 11:51:47 am »
I don't get it. ?????

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Re: golf ball (joke)
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2019, 07:10:54 pm »
Good one

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