Spring Jokes

[plennis]

1. Why are waterbeds so bouncy?

They’re filled with spring water.


2. Does February march?

No, but April may!


3. Which month of the year is the shortest?

May. It only has three letters.

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4. Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug?

She’s having her babies in the spring.


5. What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?

The letter R!


6. Why is Star Wars‘ Yoda such a good gardener?

He has a green thumb.


7. What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?

Seasoning.


8. What did the dirt say to the rain?

You’d better cut it out, or my name will be mud!


9. What do you get when you push a bunch of Easter eggs down a hill?

Spring rolls.


10. It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.


OK Corney, but fun.  Add yours.

[oldbuddy]

What kind of weather do cupcakes like best?





Sprinkles 

[pkrahmer]

Those are real cute!
Thanks for sharing.
Too bad i'm not a joke person

[plennis]

What kind of weather do cupcakes like best?





Sprinkles 

Love it...I now have an urge for a cupcake.  We are suppose to have sprinkles here on Monday.

[Jsnugs]

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During Ape-ril showers.

What is best season to jump on a trampoline?
Spring time

Why do they call it Spring?
Because the weather bounces around more than a Slinky.

Love ya's    thanks for your jokes   

[plennis]

When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During Ape-ril showers.

What is best season to jump on a trampoline?
Spring time

Why do they call it Spring?
Because the weather bounces around more than a Slinky.

Love ya's    thanks for your jokes   

Good ones, thanks for sharing!  My grnadkids will get a kick out of the spring ones.!

[sipingyu]

These jokes are funny, thanks for sharing

[dsawan]

Kudos for these

[cathy37]

Thanks for sharing your jokes.  It is nice to have something to be able to comment on.  Your jokes made my day because they were so cute.