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Support / Cell phone offers...do you do them?

« on: April 20, 2010, 06:54:09 am »Message ID: 165409

I'm trying to get up to a certain amount before I cash out and right now I'm at $17 and I was looking at the cell phone offers where you confirm your PIN. Have you guys done these and been succesffully credited? Is it going to end up spamming the crap out of my cell phone? I have unlimited text messages so I don't know if it's worth it or not....please help

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FusionCash / Just got my 1st Direct Deposit

« on: August 20, 2009, 05:47:24 am »Message ID: 81642

Ok ok, I saw the posts but I was doubting that it worked....but IT DOES!!! I'm soo excited to see that I have a deposit this morning from FC!!!!

I am at $18.00 thus far and am def going to keep going!

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Off-Topic / How Do You Decide Who To Marry - Written By Kids

« on: July 28, 2009, 06:06:51 am »Message ID: 74277

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
 
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10
 

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
 
 
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8
 
 
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
 
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10
 
 
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9
 
 
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8


IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-Ani ta, age 9 (bless you child)
 
 
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8
 
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
- Ricky, age 10

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Off-Topic / Two Little Old Ladies

« on: July 28, 2009, 06:04:01 am »Message ID: 74276

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and Said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!'

'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $10 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, Completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, Followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked Old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.


'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.

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Off-Topic / Smart?

« on: July 28, 2009, 06:02:49 am »Message ID: 74275

During the initial space flights, Nasa discovered that biro pens didn’t work under zero gravity conditions.

To beat the problem, Nasa spent 6 years and $2 million in designing a pen for use in space.

The pen would work under zero gravity conditions due to the pressurized ink inside, it would work under sub zero conditions, underwater, on glass and virtually any surface known to man.

The Russians used a pencil.

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Off-Topic / A Farmer and His Horse

« on: July 28, 2009, 06:01:31 am »Message ID: 74274

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move.

Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"

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Off-Topic / Best Poem In The World - Funny

« on: July 23, 2009, 07:42:20 am »Message ID: 72895

I was shocked , confused, bewildered
as I entered Heaven's door
not by the beauty of it all
nor the lights or it's decor


But it was the folks in heaven
who made sputter and gasp
The theives , the liars, the sinners
the alcoholics and the trash


There stood the kid from 7th grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
who never said anything nice.


Herb who i always thought
was rotting away in hell
was sitting pretty on cloud nine
looking very well.


I nudged Jesus , whats the deal?
I would love to hear Your take
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.


And why's everyone so quiet
So somber - give me a clue
'Hush, child he said,' they're all in shock.
no one expected you.'

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JUDGE NOT

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Off-Topic / Something Funny I found, incase you need a smile

« on: July 11, 2009, 08:51:52 am »Message ID: 68888

This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted
to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a
beer or two. So he asked the pet, "Would you like to go to Sam's with
me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit,
but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about
going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he
waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided
to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the
centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go
to Sam's place and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm
putting on my shoes."