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Off-Topic / Silly Joke for the Day

« on: June 26, 2021, 01:28:48 pm »Message ID: 1358858

I went to my sisters house and saw her packing a suitcase. I asked, "What's going on?" She said, "I'm feeling homesick." I said, "But you're at your home now." She replied, "I know. I'm sick of it!"

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Off-Topic / Cute and Short Easter Jokes

« on: April 01, 2021, 01:44:20 pm »Message ID: 1354217

 
Q: Why are bunnies the luckiest animals? A: Because they each have four rabbits feet.


Q: What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? A: Hip-hop, of course!



Q. What's the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant? A. IHOP!

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Off-Topic / Silly joke for the day

« on: March 26, 2021, 04:56:02 pm »Message ID: 1353717

An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

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Off-Topic / Silly Dad Jokes

« on: February 28, 2021, 12:35:08 pm »Message ID: 1351922

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

Don’t trust stairs, they’re always up to something.

Whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now.

I like waiters, they bring a lot to the table.

My mate says I'm getting fat, but in my defense I've had a lot on my plate recently.

Some mornings I wake up grumpy, on others I let her sleep in.

I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks tell them I'm outstanding.

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Off-Topic / Soups and Stews

« on: January 31, 2021, 12:48:16 pm »Message ID: 1349471

It has been cold here for California, I know vacation temps for other parts of the country.  So I have been making stews and soups for the last couple of weeks.   Beef Stew is one of my favorites.  But I have made Brocolli Cheese Soup, Potato Soup, Chicken Tortillia Soup, Squash soup, Navy Beans with ham and Corn Bread.    It smells good all day, since I work a lot from home that is a plus and after you throw everything in there is very little work.  I think I may do some tomato soup with grilled cheese or ham and cheese sandwiches for tonight. 

What are your favorite soups? 

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Off-Topic / Popsicle Jokes

« on: August 25, 2020, 09:30:03 pm »Message ID: 1337058

We have been eating lots of popsicles lately as it has been about 2 1/2 weeks over a 100 degrees daily.
 The sticks have silly little jokes on them that make the kids giggle. 

Why won't the elephant use his computer?   He is afraid of the mouse.

What tree has the best bark?     A Dogwood   

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Support / Delay in turning in for credit.

« on: June 01, 2020, 08:07:54 pm »Message ID: 1326803

I was  not able to get to my computer yesterday to cash out because of curfews in my area.  Is it possible  to turn in to day for credit for May?   Please let me know.

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Off-Topic / SIlly Jokes or Puns

« on: May 27, 2020, 09:26:03 pm »Message ID: 1326113

What do you call someone who takes care of chickens...…………...Chicken Tenders

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Off-Topic / Irish Blessings FOr St Patrick's Day

« on: March 03, 2020, 07:49:56 am »Message ID: 1315398

May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies, quick to make friends. But rich or poor, quick or slow, may you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.

May your blessings outnumber
the shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
wherever you go.

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Off-Topic / Video: Explore New Websites Now!

« on: November 15, 2019, 07:07:58 am »Message ID: 1301517

This site is going away, so REMEMBER to get your points turned in before November 20th or the money you earned with it will no longer be valid. I am turning in my payment request  in early this month so as not to lose these points.

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Off-Topic / Sundau chuckle

« on: September 15, 2019, 08:35:04 pm »Message ID: 1293044

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"

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Off-Topic / A Couple of Chuckles For Today

« on: August 20, 2019, 11:39:33 am »Message ID: 1289254

There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, "No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"

Q: Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
A: Sundae School

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Off-Topic / Marie Callendars

« on: August 18, 2019, 11:10:53 am »Message ID: 1288968

I heard on the news that most of the Marie Callendar restaurants are closing as they have sold out.  They are going to continue with the frozen food lines, just not the restaurants.  I enjoy their salad and soup bar, and of course their pies.  At least the pies will still be available.  We do enjoy the different chicken pot pies frozen foods, so that will still be available too.

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Support / DAILY EMAIL

« on: August 06, 2019, 09:54:47 am »Message ID: 1287340

I have tried for a couple of days and have not got the daily email.  I got an email saying I had to resubscribe to just enter my email address, I did so but still no email.  HELP

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Off-Topic / R.I.P Senator John McCain

« on: August 25, 2018, 06:09:34 pm »Message ID: 1234255

I felt so sad today hearing that he had passed.  I knew i was probably going to be soon since he had quit doing the cancer treatments.  He was truly a hero and a man who tried to do his best to do good.