Contest Five: Post-Mania

[Kohler]

[Contest]
Birthday Promotion Number Five

[Rules]
Post as fast as you can!
Will go to 1500!
MUST BE IN COMPLETE SENTENCES! If your posts are not they will be deleted! Please adhere to this rule!
My posts count in the game!
Thread will be unlocked at the correct time!
You can win as many times as you can!!

[Win!]
Reply Number - Amount Won
1 - $1 - marieelissa
10 - .25 - Oryon20
20 - .25 - muush88
30 - .25 - marieelissa
40 - .25 - ajann1983
50 - $5 - ajann1983
60 - .25 - ajann1983
70 - .25 - muush88
80 - .25 - Oryon20
90 - .25 - Oryon20
100 - $5 - Stealth3si
200 - $1 - ro901
300 - $1 - Falconer02
400 - $1 - ajann1983
500 - $10 - marieelissa
600 - $1 - ro901
700 - $1 - marieelissa
800 - $1 - Oryon20
900 - $1 - ajann1983
1000 - $15 - Falconer02
1100 - $1 - queenofnines
1200 - $1 - marieelissa
1300 - $1 - gpcdon
1400 - $1 - queenofnines
1500 - $20 - queenofnines

[Mysteries!]
1499 - ajann1983 - $1
Complainer - mc1962 .10
Mosts posts - marieelissa - $1
Can You Read This - (Scrolling text) -marieelissa - .50
In before the lock - last post before lock marieelissa .50
Welcome Back - (First post after lock) - Oryon20 .50

[muush88]

Well its time for mayhem to begin,  lets roll.

[Oryon20]

Happy birthday, FusionCash!

[ajann1983]

hi all!!!

[mc1962]

we love Kohler very much.

[muush88]

Question: What has 4 wheels and flies?

Ans: garbage truck!

[Kohler]

You can win as many times as you can!!

[Oryon20]

The self-believed mecca of soccer (England) lost today in the World Cup!  Yeah!

[ajann1983]

sorry the fathers didn't have a father's day promo. hope this makes up for it

[Stealth3si]

This is a GPT forum.

[mc1962]

Rush is the best band i have ever seen in concert.

[muush88]

 Why do candle trimmers work so few days a week?
 They only work on wick-ends!

[ajann1983]

the month is almost over!!!

[mc1962]

I really want to win something today.

[Oryon20]

We've got a severe thunder storm watch in effect.  I hope I don't lose power and/or internet connection before this is over!