Wannabe train engineers

[southernhorizons]

I figured out why people are such slow-pokes when they're driving. I think they always wanted to be train engineers, and they like to see how long a line of cars they can get backed up behind them, then they pretend they're driving a train. That must be the reason, because they can't be going any place important or they'll never get there on time, and they don't seem to mind that they're holding everybody else from getting to work or other places.