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handllucas

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What is your 'corniest' joke - KEEP IT CLEAN !
« on: September 11, 2011, 01:04:25 pm »
Why did the chicken cross the road?

         To show the o'possum it could be done !!!


Go ahead, laugh!
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Re: What is your 'corniest' joke - KEEP IT CLEAN !
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2011, 04:01:56 pm »
Two jokes I read a long time ago in a Rosie O'Donnell Kids Say The Darndest Things type book:

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.

Q: If you're American outside of the bathroom, what are you inside of the bathroom?
A: European.

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Re: What is your 'corniest' joke - KEEP IT CLEAN !
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2011, 12:28:43 pm »
What did the ghost say to the bee....................................



BOO BEE Ah ha lol!  :D
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Re: What is your 'corniest' joke - KEEP IT CLEAN !
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2011, 06:18:11 pm »
How do you get down from an elephant?











You don't. You get down from a duck.
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