What is the funniest pet name that you know

[annettefayeroach]

What is the funniest pet name that you know? I would have to say Midnight for a White Cat.

[ayerla41]

Ninja for a blind cat. He is solid black though so that works.

[SherylsShado]

  I scolded a man once for calling his yellow lab "Bimbo"...it turned out that THAT was the dog's name...lol.  I've thought it was kind of cute since having a yellow lab myself and knowing how they can be a little "ditzy"...

[Tinachelune]

Before I had my daughter (who is allergic to everything with fur) I had a Shih-Tzu dog named To-Kori (pronounced Toe-Kori).  She was named after a town that we lived in while stationed in Korea, and also where we got her.  Everyone thinks that name is pretty weird or funny.  However, my mom has to deal with the laughs now because she is the new owner of the dog.   

[xComet]

"Gizzles" for a dog would have to be the weirdest and funniest pet name I know of lol

[redrose77]

I knew somone once who had a dog named ooowie...that is weird....

[bschumacher]

I have a hen named Buck.

[Tresbn00]

We had a black Great Dane, next door to us, named Malachi.  His names wasn't funny but insinuated evil undertones.  Another neighbor had a miniature poodle that used to harass and taunt Malachi endlessly by running up to the fence between their yards and yapping and growling and jumping against the fence as if to say that it was tougher than Malachi.  One day the poodle disappeared, a hole was noticed in the fence to Malachi's yard and he had a big smile on his face!  Now that is funny!

[handllucas]

My grandmother had a reddish-brown chihuahua (sp) named Dynamite.

[jaymz462]

A cat named Da Choppah, after Arnold's line in "Predator" to "Run!  Go!  Get to da choppah!"