That isn't cracking, that's being intellectually honest. Just like I hope you can be as well that your god might really be Zeus, multiple gods, or a 3 headed giant named Bob. There's no "proving it" after all...right?
AHEM, or a pink unicorn wit the glitter horn
Pink unicorn
DOES sound cuter, huh?! Considerably less creepy than icky old 3 headed GIANT BOB (& way less menacing) that's for sure!
So glorious to behold the horn...

...and to feel it embrace

us in showers of love

and glitter

!!!
And then - knowing the "Pink Unicorn Guidelines" were written by Chuck Norris....
WOW!
OKAY! Proof enough for me!

AND now..I better get ready for some of this

for making jokes again.