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eSineM

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Life Backwards
« on: March 06, 2009, 11:16:29 pm »
Thought I'd share this

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Life Backwards:

I want to live my next life backwards !!

You start out dead and get that out of the way...

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day...

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy...

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension...

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work...

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're

generally promiscuous...

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you

 have no responsibilities...

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in

spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and

then...

You finish off as an orgasm...
 I rest my case.


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Re: Life Backwards
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2009, 02:23:20 pm »
Just to point out life backwards is EFIL...not too far off from evil which is what most of the world is full of so maybe backwards is not the greatest idea, but then again evil is wayyyy more fun than good

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Re: Life Backwards
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2009, 05:29:13 pm »
yeh EViL mwahaha it lives in the skin

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Re: Life Backwards
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2009, 06:34:21 pm »
Did you look anything like Benjamin Buttons? :icon_rr:
dmaa

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Re: Life Backwards
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2009, 05:59:54 am »
Thought I'd share this

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Life Backwards:

I want to live my next life backwards !!

You start out dead and get that out of the way...

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day...

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy...

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension...

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work...

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're

generally promiscuous...

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you

 have no responsibilities...

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in

spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and

then...

You finish off as an orgasm...
 I rest my case.

um, interesting

eSineM

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Re: Life Backwards
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2009, 06:34:00 am »
Did you look anything like Benjamin Buttons? :icon_rr:

haha yeh, i think this story is beter tho

mrisha

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Re: Life Backwards
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2009, 10:34:40 am »
Interesting concept.  Were you thinking Benjamin Button?
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Re: Life Backwards
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2009, 07:43:50 pm »
I hated the movie Benjamin Button, I think it was one of Brad Pitts worst films ever!  :bootyshake: I could barely finish the movie all the way through because I was starting to look like Brad Pitt in his old age... Graying hair, stooped over, cobweb looking things, ect. You get the point... Anyways, it BORED me almost to death.

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Re: Life Backwards
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2009, 07:49:35 pm »
That sounds like some plan!! lol....

I want to point out there's obviously a reason God decided against starting us out old...and how in the world would we come to be?

This is a great idea...and I realize it's just a figment of imagination...but it's entirely unrealistic!!

eSineM

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Re: Life Backwards
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2009, 09:25:54 pm »
haha just noticed i mis read dianes's reply...Yep, im actually Benjamin's grandson, im 93yo but i look 2...thats why i couldnt read ya well there...

i thought the movie was kinda boring too...but u gotta admit the story was pretty original and the effects were amazing  :bootyshake:

well i believe all the different bible variations are figments of the government's imaginations, but whos to know, im just an agnostic...although i do believe in a creator, higher source, God or whatever u call it, he guides me everyday... but the whole concept of jesus and satan bible stories etc. i believe are based off an egyptian myth(no pun intended)..if u can prove me wrong please do so..

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Re: Life Backwards
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2009, 04:10:55 pm »
Haven't seen Benjamin Button yet but would like to.

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Re: Life Backwards
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2009, 12:36:05 pm »
lol

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Re: Life Backwards
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2009, 03:47:56 am »
lol

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Re: Life Backwards
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2009, 07:27:52 am »
Thought I'd share this

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Life Backwards:

I want to live my next life backwards !!

You start out dead and get that out of the way...

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day...

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy...

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension...

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work...

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're

generally promiscuous...

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you

 have no responsibilities...

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in

spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and

then...

You finish off as an orgasm...
 I rest my case.

LOL, I LIKE THIS ONE! IT DOES SOUND BETTER THAN SLOWLY DYING IN THE END.

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