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cateyes1

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Merry Christmas, or is it??????????
« on: December 13, 2012, 07:50:10 am »

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.
 
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
 
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
 
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
 

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Re: Merry Christmas, or is it??????????
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2012, 10:16:53 am »
lol.....thats a man for you

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Re: Merry Christmas, or is it??????????
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2012, 10:23:34 am »
 that a storie well im looking forward to Christmas this yr with my new granddaughter and FC made it nice as my check came in handy

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Re: Merry Christmas, or is it??????????
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2012, 11:03:16 am »
Very funny and sad at the same time!

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Re: Merry Christmas, or is it??????????
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2012, 11:57:13 am »
Ok that was funny.  Honestly sounds like my parents.  It definitely brought a smile to my face and I've never heard that one before. 

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Re: Merry Christmas, or is it??????????
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2012, 07:44:16 am »
somebody was in trouble.

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Re: Merry Christmas, or is it??????????
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2012, 09:01:02 am »
Haha that was hilarious!  I thought it was going to be a sappy, warm ending.  But lo and behold, a man being selfish again.  Haha I enjoyed that

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Re: Merry Christmas, or is it??????????
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2012, 12:10:07 pm »
He could have been having a drink to make him not think of that gift he still can not afford. Remember many drink to forget things or try to at least.

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Re: Merry Christmas, or is it??????????
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2012, 01:46:18 pm »
Hahaha! That was terrible!  :P
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