Lmao, you want to know what I think?
1: You're cute, but not sexy.
2: You're funny.
3: You're so retarded most of the time, but I love you anyways.
4: Although you're one of my best friends, I don't see you ever being anything more.
5: You breathe loudly. Which is something I love to pick on you for.
6:

There ya go.