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Topic: Chuck Norris Facts  (Read 7380 times)

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2009, 07:16:36 pm »
somebody's a party pooper
*points to vslm23* haha ;p

When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet,
the water gets Chuck Norrised.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2009, 05:37:48 pm »
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.



Lulz check this out for yourselves

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2009, 10:44:38 pm »
Chuck Norris was defeated by Bruce Lee.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2009, 03:51:24 am »
haha youre probably right
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2009, 07:23:39 am »
Quote from: eSineM on July 20, 2009, 05:37:48 pm
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.



Lulz check this out for yourselves


LOL, GOOD ONE!
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2009, 07:41:08 am »
ISNT HE LIKE A 100 YEARS OLD OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT LOL :confused1:
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2009, 08:00:49 am »
Quote from: PMZ908 on July 21, 2009, 07:41:08 am
ISNT HE LIKE A 100 YEARS OLD OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT LOL :confused1:
LOL MAYBE....MAYBE MORE.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2009, 03:37:39 am »
Quote from: eSineM on June 23, 2009, 07:33:28 pm
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck's cool...
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2009, 01:12:25 pm »
Quote from: mlainez on July 21, 2009, 08:00:49 am
Quote from: PMZ908 on July 21, 2009, 07:41:08 am
ISNT HE LIKE A 100 YEARS OLD OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT LOL :confused1:
LOL MAYBE....MAYBE MORE.

he's chuck norris.
he'll never die.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2010, 03:59:19 pm »

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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2010, 04:11:29 pm »
;D  Chuck Norris :notworthy:
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2010, 07:04:07 pm »
Chuck Norris's first gig was getting killed by Bruce Lee.....
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