Topic: "YO MAMA JOKES" (Read 6246 times)

lightstar240 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 06, 2009, 01:49:02 am »

She stepped on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices...

*crickets chirp somewhere*

snale21 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 06, 2009, 04:09:51 am »

Yo mama so stupid I said it was chili outside and she grabbed a bowl

additional001 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 14, 2009, 08:49:19 pm »

Yo mama is so fat she uses chopsticks for toothpicks (ba dum dum ching!)

Yo mama so fat her shoe brand is GoodYear! (ba dum dum ching!)

Yo mama is so fat when she ran track she just did circles on one foot (booooo!)

Good night everyone you've been a great audience. Don't forget to tip your waitresses!

GradyBaby16 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 14, 2009, 08:51:06 pm »

Yo mama is lke a door *bleep* every one gets a turn

lightstar240 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 19, 2009, 01:56:32 pm »

Your mom is so short she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.

home_teachin · « **Reply #20 on:** July 19, 2009, 02:30:32 pm »

Your mama's so short you can see her feet in her driver's license.

fazedx · « **Reply #21 on:** July 20, 2009, 12:14:07 am »

yo mommas so fat that when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck.

yo mommas so slutty they call her home depot. 5 cents a screw.

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