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Topic: Don't step on my floor!  (Read 1226 times)

paints

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Don't step on my floor!
« on: August 07, 2015, 07:10:05 pm »
A police officer called the station on his radio.

"I have an interesting case here. An elderly woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"Not yet. The floor's still wet."
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kimber62372

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Re: Don't step on my floor!
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2015, 07:19:29 pm »
bahaha!! That's a funny one!   ;D
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Re: Don't step on my floor!
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2015, 10:17:36 pm »
thats really cute
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Re: Don't step on my floor!
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2015, 09:29:23 am »
I saw that on Facebook. Of course it's not true, but it's a good joke.
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Re: Don't step on my floor!
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2015, 09:47:03 am »
that's I joke I can remember.  Have the most difficult time remembering jokes. 
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Re: Don't step on my floor!
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2015, 09:55:18 am »
funny
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Re: Don't step on my floor!
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2015, 10:23:55 am »
Funny joke.
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Re: Don't step on my floor!
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2015, 10:47:17 am »
lol I saw that on FaceBook and cracked up.
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Re: Don't step on my floor!
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2015, 11:23:07 am »
that's funny, thanks for sharing the joke and make my day better  :rainbow:
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Re: Don't step on my floor!
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2015, 12:53:22 pm »

    Cannot believe it. It is just a joke!
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Re: Don't step on my floor!
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2015, 01:15:23 pm »
Quote from: missplaymate618 on August 10, 2015, 10:47:17 am
lol I saw that on FaceBook and cracked up.

That's where I got it! Made me laugh, so figured I'd share it :D
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Re: Don't step on my floor!
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2015, 05:32:46 pm »
that is a cute one!
Thanks for sharing.
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