National Tell an Old Joke Day

[snuggleycutejc]

What is the oldest joke you know? I think mine was the knock knock jokes. Have you ever read the joke books just so you can be funny at a party? lol love to laugh, have a gr8 day! 

[catchow]

Id tell some, but they wouldnt be appropriate on this forum hehehe

[oldbuddy]

Here's one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFSbNuQodE0

[timvolley]

i like knock knock jokes too

[debidoo]

Why was the frog upset about his car?  Because he had to have it toad.  LOL I don't know how old this is but I love the play on word ones like this. I used to be a big joke teller but as I have gotten older I have forgotten how to have fun need to go back to finding ways to make myself laugh.

[JediJohnnie]

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

Not a sole was saved.

[dreamyxo]

Why is 6 afraid of 7?




Because 7 8 9

[linderlizzie]

Me: Knock, knock.

Other: Who's there? (that is, if they know what to do with a knock, knock joke - they're out there.)

Me: The interrupting cow.

Other: The interrupting cow . . .

Me: . . . Moo!


Well, you do have to be there to get the full effect. 

[linderlizzie]

Why was the frog upset about his car?  Because he had to have it toad.  LOL I don't know how old this is but I love the play on word ones like this. I used to be a big joke teller but as I have gotten older I have forgotten how to have fun need to go back to finding ways to make myself laugh.

I like word play as well. Puns are great. Have you seen any Punny Pete on Facebook? Lots o' fun.

[yisa]

knock knock jokes

[ejholt]

The libary here was having a book sale a few months ago.  And one of the books was a joke book.  Have over 10,000 jokes in it.  I have not read all of them.  Hope you have a wonderful week.

[s34g35j]

do not know if this is a "old joke" but I heard from a older person yesterday and it is as follows "I bowled a 300 and 1 how is that possible.

[mrsmere]

Knock knock but the toad one is funny.

[oldbuddy]

do not know if this is a "old joke" but I heard from a older person yesterday and it is as follows "I bowled a 300 and 1 how is that possible.

Most of the time bowling 300 does win.

[debidoo]

How did the Italian Chef die?  He "pasta way".  I saw this one on facebook yesterday and thought it very cute and in keeping with the "play on word jokes" I like.