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bizmates

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Just to lightened the day
« on: February 19, 2019, 08:14:00 am »
    Subject: BUTCH THE ROOSTER

    Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

     
     She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
     
    This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report just by listening to the bells.
     
    Sarah's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a fine specimen but, this morning, she noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
     
     When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
     
     To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.  He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.
     
     Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.  The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize," they also awarded him the "Pullet surprise" as well.
     
    Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on the planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
                             
Remains you of a pass President??
 :BangHead:

     Vote carefully in the next election: You can't always hear the bells.

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Re: Just to lightened the day
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2019, 09:07:19 am »
It does remind me of the past President.... who gets awarded a nobel peace prize for "maybe".   It's a mockery of the award, which now means nothing.   

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Re: Just to lightened the day
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2019, 02:40:22 pm »
Bizmates,wouldnt it have been just a lot easier to say you are a Republican rather then a Democrat?

As far as i am concerned they can ALL eat crow!!

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Re: Just to lightened the day
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2019, 04:09:06 pm »
Nah,  Got to laugh sometimes.

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Re: Just to lightened the day
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2019, 04:42:51 pm »
Nah,  Got to laugh sometimes.
Well i have to agree somewhat with you there.In the political world as sad as it is theres humor.Too bad many that exert a great deal of energy with it didnt use that energy to help an old lady across the street.It would be better spent.

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