The last nickel, "joke"

[dwiley11]

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
 
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.
 
The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
 
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
 
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
 
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy's privates and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.
 
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
 
Releasing her grip on the boy, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
 
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, 'I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic! Are you a doctor?
 
"No," the woman replied, "Divorce Attorney."
 

[ktheodos]

Lol

[oldbuddy]

When I got divorced back in 1970 I just threw my clothes and my guitar in the car and let her have everything else. Good riddance.

[Nancy5]

Made me laugh, thanks

[Laurieandjohn]

ok that is the 2nd good joke I've read today   we need a page for just funny jokes .

[bremer51]

That was funny...not the ending I was expecting.

[BATISTAGIRL663]

That is hilarious and brutally honest !! Lol

[snuggleycutejc]

lol nice post have a gr8 day

[alaskah]

Definitely was not the ending I was expecting either!

[annadote]

I admit, I probably laughed a little too much at this joke. It's kinda inappropriate, but it is still pretty funny. As a side note, I hope I never actually have to deal with a divorce attorney. I don't ever want to go through that process, regardless of this joke.

[ktheodos]

Lol...this is a good one....I saw it on Jokes-A-Day website, is that where you got it from?

[dwggs]

I didn't see that ending coming.  Thank you for the laugh.

[mamatygress]

I like it.  Thanks for making me smile today.

[tantricia44]

I don't get it.

[ghunter]

That was funny