Way to close a sermon!

[paints]

A pastor was completing a sermon on temperance.

"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river!"

With even greater emphasis, he continued, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river!!"

Finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd throw it in the river, too!!"

Finished, he sat down, and the song leader stood up to lead the closing hymn.

"For our closing song, let us sing hymn number 365,  "Shall We Gather at the River..."

[countrygirl12]

lol

[gwilson31]

LOL. I liked that ....Thanks. 

[dsosnowski06]

Really cute and boosted my day. Thanks

[Legslangevan]

A pastor was completing a sermon on temperance.

"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river!"

With even greater emphasis, he continued, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river!!"

Finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd throw it in the river, too!!"

Finished, he sat down, and the song leader stood up to lead the closing hymn.

Sounds typical of Christendom.Claim to teach bible but teach manmade doctrines.

"For our closing song, let us sing hymn number 365,  "Shall We Gather at the River..."

Sounds typical of Christendom.Claim to teach bible but teach manmade doctrines instead.


Also,drinking in moderation is not a sin.....drunkedness is.Jesus made wine from water.And bible says wine is good for the stomach and will make your heart rejoice.Self control is a fruitage of the spirit.

[annadote]

Lol I was wondering where this was going. It reminds me of a true story. During a religious service I attended, thunder was rumbling and the preacher was trying to talk a little faster so everyone could get home before the storm hit. The choir announced that the hymn was going to be "Rain Down" and the whole congregation burst out laughing.

[countrygirl12]

Lol I was wondering where this was going. It reminds me of a true story. During a religious service I attended, thunder was rumbling and the preacher was trying to talk a little faster so everyone could get home before the storm hit. The choir announced that the hymn was going to be "Rain Down" and the whole congregation burst out laughing.

I have never heard that song.  Sometimes people do stuff like that on purpose.

[nmbrown863]

Lol that was funny.

[paints]

Lol I was wondering where this was going. It reminds me of a true story. During a religious service I attended, thunder was rumbling and the preacher was trying to talk a little faster so everyone could get home before the storm hit. The choir announced that the hymn was going to be "Rain Down" and the whole congregation burst out laughing.

That was awesome!  Thanks for sharing

[Nancy5]

A pastor was completing a sermon on temperance.

"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river!"

With even greater emphasis, he continued, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river!!"

Finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd throw it in the river, too!!"

Finished, he sat down, and the song leader stood up to lead the closing hymn.

"For our closing song, let us sing hymn number 365,  "Shall We Gather at the River..."

lol  that was very cute and funny

[mapiklfish]

I think I've heard that joke before.  It is cute. 

[gaylasue]

A good one!

[sak4kat]

What a funny guy.  Reminds of of the song... "The River" by Jordan Felize.  Can we post links on here?  Not sure.  I found it on youtube if any of ya wanna look it up.

[Cbsteffen]

That’s just crazy. Wouldn’t alcoholic beverages dumped in a river, lake, ocean, etc. poison and maybe also kill fish?!

[countrygirl12]

What a funny guy.  Reminds of of the song... "The River" by Jordan Felize.  Can we post links on here?  Not sure.  I found it on youtube if any of ya wanna look it up.

Yes.  As long as it is not a referral link or something you personally benefit from.  People who do that you will notice after a while you no longer see them on the site.  But links to a video or news story are fine.  As long as you do not get paid for people clicking the link.