Emergency?

[oldbuddy]

Soooo I just got stopped by a Washington County Sheriff's deputy,
I already knew why he got me
(speeding, as expected, hahah) but of course,
I was going to ask him why he stopped me.

Ain't nobody got time for a ticket or court,
so I decided to test my luck and humor.

About a week ago,
I purchased some fart spray on Amazon to prank My wife with.
The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays . . .

Well as the Sheriff walks toward my car I nervously sprayed about 5 squirts! Oops!

He gets to my window and asks me to get out.
 I said, " I can’t!"

He immediately stops in his tracks and he says,
 “Good Lord ...what’s that?”

I said,
“I’ve got a situation sir!”

The look on his face was priceless.

I said,
“Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying get home because I....”
(he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence)

He grabs his face, backs up and says...
“Oh my!! I think you need an ambulance.”

I screamed “NO!!!!”
(of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick ??)

Sheriff says, "Be careful and try not to speed, but I understand it's awful . . . Hold On . . . I'll escort you!"

And he followed me home!

I didn't expect it to go this way, but the Deputy waited until I got out of the car
(he stayed in his)
so I had to waddle all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’!

No Ticket Written!

Confession
OK, this was a cut and paste plagiarism, but I thought you could use a good laugh.

[debidoo]

Yes I can always use a smile or giggle or laugh.  That was a good one and especially good cause I never saw this one before thanks for the smile.

[bshee58]

  I would have gone to 10, but you get the message. Absolutely awesome.

[miltonarmitage]

I'm easily bought, you had me goin' there! LOL!

[betlynjua]

I was just picturing you waddling, clinching and crying ( from laughing so hard inside of course ).  This is priceless!  It was a good laugh, thank you.

Now I think I'll waddle on over to Amazon and see what kind of 'Car Air Fresheners' they have available.  LOL   

It would be interesting to find out what kind of reaction I would get from the police in my town.    I don't think I'll go there but it is fun to think about.   

[Nancy5]

Very funny. Thanks for sharing

[ktheodos]

Lol...thanks for sharing...

[oldbuddy]

I was just picturing you waddling, clinching and crying ( from laughing so hard inside of course ).  This is priceless!  It was a good laugh, thank you.

Now I think I'll waddle on over to Amazon and see what kind of 'Car Air Fresheners' they have available.  LOL   

It would be interesting to find out what kind of reaction I would get from the police in my town.    I don't think I'll go there but it is fun to think about.   

I think that's what makes it so funny, everyone sees themselves trying it.

[makeblessed]

This was a good laugh, thanks for sharing;  and for him to think you actually needed an ambulance; that was priceless

[judylucas]

Very funny

[vp44]

Now that was very funny. Pictured myself as the driver and thought this might pass.

[autumnsparklemom]

Oh my goodness, this is to funny. I must share.

[lightningclix]

Sooooo something that I would do!!!!!

[heypeg]

OMG that is too funny, I thought it really happened. LOL.

[jkhanson]

“I’ve got a situation sir!”


Very funny indeed!