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Only In New York
« on: September 28, 2019, 02:31:24 pm »
A completely naked woman rushed into the back seat of a taxi.
The surprised taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly.

The woman asked the taxi driver,
"Why are you staring at me that way, haven't you ever seen a naked woman?"

The taxi driver replied,
"Yes, but I'm worried about where you have my money."
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Re: Only In New York
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2019, 03:09:10 pm »
LOL, good laugh. I'm originally from New York, so I wouldn't be surprised if this actually occurred in real life.
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Re: Only In New York
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2019, 04:49:36 pm »
Yeah that is a good question lol.
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Re: Only In New York
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2019, 04:52:32 pm »
That response probably didn't help her self-esteem any.  :dontknow:

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Re: Only In New York
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2019, 01:31:42 am »
Lol, The ending I can feel the pain of the taxi driver.
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Re: Only In New York
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2019, 06:07:36 am »
Now that's what i call rich, if you ever seen Live PD, this woman was totally naked and walking around when this policeman saw her, he went to get a blanket out of his car and she got in and stole his patrol car, at the end they said she was on drugs.
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Re: Only In New York
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2019, 07:45:53 am »
funny, i love the jokes
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Re: Only In New York
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2019, 05:54:07 pm »
Quote from: bshee58 on September 29, 2019, 06:07:36 am
Now that's what i call rich, if you ever seen Live PD, this woman was totally naked and walking around when this policeman saw her, he went to get a blanket out of his car and she got in and stole his patrol car, at the end they said she was on drugs.
Believe it or not, it is legal to walk around Portland, OR totally naked as long as you have a purpose in mind. In fact they have an annual naked bike ride through the middle of the city. https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/06/2019-world-naked-bike-ride-rolls-through-portland-photos.html
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Re: Only In New York
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2019, 06:28:17 pm »
I don't understand the need for a naked bike ride.  Seems like people would end up with rashes and a lot of sunburn.
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Re: Only In New York
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2019, 08:26:44 pm »
That is a good one Oldbuddy.  Thanks for the laugh.
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Re: Only In New York
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2019, 08:29:57 am »
I laughed more at this post than I am probably willing to admit. It's definitely not a joke that you can tell to just anyone or in every social situation, but it is funny. Thanks for the laughs.
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Re: Only In New York
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2019, 08:53:08 am »
Nice, I love good jokes. Thank you.
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Re: Only In New York
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2019, 02:32:35 pm »
Quote from: jkhanson on September 29, 2019, 06:28:17 pm
I don't understand the need for a naked bike ride.  Seems like people would end up with rashes and a lot of sunburn.
Portland is known for being weird, so I guess it's just to keep their image. I have never been, but I do understand it is very well attended.
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Re: Only In New York
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2019, 05:37:24 pm »
I love when you guys put up jokes, they make me laugh and break up the day.
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Re: Only In New York
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2019, 11:01:59 pm »
Lol! It makes sense, how's she going to pay the cabbie with out any clothes on.
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